Dick Cheney

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)
When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.
by Matt July 25, 2003
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Junkbucket

Damn, that's one sexy Junkbucket, Linza ;)
by Matt March 18, 2003
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strap

You are considered "strapped" when you are in possesion of a fire-arm. But it started off as a term to describe when you have a Mac 10 or some other semimachine gun or uzi on a strap hanging from your shoulder under your clothes.
by matt September 7, 2004
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Thielism

1. An attained perception or state of mind by an individual where resulting activities would normally be construed as criminal or morally repugnant in the eyes of the opposite sex but instead is dismissed as acceptable or quasi normal behavior.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.
Dan offered a thielism to the world when he asked on his blog; "How does the taste of defeat taste?"

Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.
by Matt October 27, 2010
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fahorglingrads

The way that Coach Z of Homestarrunner.com pronounces fhqwgads.
Fahorglingrads just can't get enough of Strong Bad.
by Matt April 14, 2004
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The Wayne Gretsky

The act or process of having sexual intercourse with an attractive individual of the opposite sex while an accomplice bursts forth from a closet and strikes the individual whom you are having sex with about the head with a hockey stick.
Man! That chick is so hot, I'd give her a Wayne Gretsky.
by Matt May 13, 2005
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Gwism

We all da GWISM up in here
by Matt December 16, 2003
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