MatT's definitions

velvet underground

A old rock band, now a non-mainstream dance club.

"Looking for something that goes against the mainstream grain? You might as well be a left-wing vegan in a texas prison. Come home to Velvet Underground."

by matt October 23, 2003

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

harf

The sound of a dog barking at a brick wall. (Or the general sound of a dog barking.)

Your speech is as relevant as a dog barking at a brick wall, "Harf! Harf! Harf!"

by Matt January 9, 2004

Mini Mosher

A young teen mosher who likes crap bands like slipknot and funeral for a friend and love bands when kerrang rate them but slag them off as soon as kerrang go off them. Gives moshers in general a bad name and do the metal sign to absolutely everything including to bands playing on blue peter. They are basically posers.

Those mini moshers are spoiling the metal industry for everyone.

Why is that mini mosher wearing a ramones t-shirt I bet he doesn't have a fuckin' clue who they are

by Matt December 11, 2003

trendie

Well, explanations of the term trendie are all very negative. It seems I define differently to what you all think. Agree or disagree, here I go: true, trendies are followers of fashion but NOT of townies, and are definately not wanting to be like them. Although trendies are commonly linked with townies, and in some cases do inherit some of their characteristics (usually their dress code), they are different. Different in the way they usually have some form of intellect and of decency. Perhaps you'd like to think of trendies as 'watered-down' versions of townies without the anti social behaviour. But if you take a look around, a large proportion of teenagers are trendies. This is a fact. In short: a trendie is a common fellow who follows in fashion, usually listening to mainstream music and demonstrates an acceptable amount of decency towards people.

Walk outside. If they have gelled hair, wearing denim, some jewery, and a brand-name t-shirt or other piece of clothing (e.g. adidas), you're looking at a trendie. NOT a townie, nor a person trying to be like one.

by Matt April 29, 2004

Pyromaniac

A person who likes to burn or blow things up

Matt is such a pyromaniac, he blew up his house.

by Matt April 27, 2003

courtesy tap

While a girl is going down on a guy, the polite act of tapping her on the head or shoulder before he comes in her mouth.

That asshole just came in my mouth, he wasn't even polite enough to give a courtesy tap!

by Matt January 10, 2004