MatT's definitions

Creshendo

when a man's penis is hard and he is ejackulating sperm

Holy Shit, look at that guys creshendo!

by Matt November 22, 2003

crusty

when you do not wipe your ass for a month them pour lotion in your ass crack and let it sit for a week. this causes a crust that needs a jackhammer to remove it is so thick and hard

after that shit i didnt wipe and now i have ass crust

by matt November 22, 2003

pignataro

The state of coolness. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

1. That dude is so pignataro.
2. I got a crew-cut so that I could be pignataro.

by matt November 24, 2003

Spezeski

Spontaneous and fun-loving...sometimes to an extreme. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

That gal is such a Spezeski that she is trying to buy every single Christmas Video on Ebay.

by matt November 24, 2003

violent femmes

an 80s rock band that played a very sex pistols style but paved the way for new generation punk rock

the violent femmes wrote "blister in the sun"

by matt November 24, 2003

Homsar

The captain of the Gravy Train, he is also master of Jenga-Jam. Sadly he lost his parents when young, most likely in a Jenga-Ship shanking incident, and was raised by a cup of coffee. Known in the past as a song from the 60's, and the Ghost of Christmas Past. He holds many parties, complete with refreshments and tree hugging.

I-i-i-i'm Hom-m-sar! Pishoo!

by Matt November 24, 2003

Slezak

A prestigious surname with its roots from the Czech Republic

The Slezak family comes from high nobility and includes ingenious members.

by Matt November 24, 2003