Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.
Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.
Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.
by Mast of the World June 15, 2009
I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.
Root: Relaxturbate
Root: Relaxturbate
by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010
by Chuckie25 June 11, 2014
You: So how was your weekend?
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating
by Because we're retarded May 22, 2017