Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Intersectionality
Enough with these long and overly rambly definitions. Intersectionality is a sociological concept that simply denotes how one's race, gender, and socioeconomic class is all interconnected with each other. Simple as that.
Likewise, the term can also denote how race, gender, and class are NOT separate categories, but rather is like a system of categories that are linked to one another.
What this basically means is that a person's identity, and how it may be used to discriminate against them, is multidimensional and depends on the sum of all those aspects (race, gender, class). For example, in the 1950s, the common discourse back then was that black people are being treated unfairly. But what people don't realize at the time was that black women are being treated more unfairly than black men.
So, that is what Intersectionality is in a nutshell. It does not mean anything else, and it should not mean anything else. It is not a derogatory word used to express hatred. It is not political leftist jargon. It is does not originate from Marxist thought. It is not used to express one's 'privilege' over another. So please stop attributing these irrelevant and slandering aspects to this rather insightful term!
Likewise, the term can also denote how race, gender, and class are NOT separate categories, but rather is like a system of categories that are linked to one another.
What this basically means is that a person's identity, and how it may be used to discriminate against them, is multidimensional and depends on the sum of all those aspects (race, gender, class). For example, in the 1950s, the common discourse back then was that black people are being treated unfairly. But what people don't realize at the time was that black women are being treated more unfairly than black men.
So, that is what Intersectionality is in a nutshell. It does not mean anything else, and it should not mean anything else. It is not a derogatory word used to express hatred. It is not political leftist jargon. It is does not originate from Marxist thought. It is not used to express one's 'privilege' over another. So please stop attributing these irrelevant and slandering aspects to this rather insightful term!
Victor: Dang, my sociology prof gave us a super woke lecture on intersectionality.
Chad: Intersectionality? Sounds like another one of those cringey buzzwords used by feminists and SJWs
Victor: Lol, well I hate the break it to you but ur more than wrong. It's a very useful and helpful concept. You only think it's cringey because of the few bitter women who wrongfully use it as a retort in Twitter debates.
Chad: Lol whatever, idc
Victor: Then why'd you even ask???
Chad: Intersectionality? Sounds like another one of those cringey buzzwords used by feminists and SJWs
Victor: Lol, well I hate the break it to you but ur more than wrong. It's a very useful and helpful concept. You only think it's cringey because of the few bitter women who wrongfully use it as a retort in Twitter debates.
Chad: Lol whatever, idc
Victor: Then why'd you even ask???
Intersectionality by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2020
Gluck gluck
"Gluck gluck" is an onomatopoeia for the sound of liquid being poured into a container. It does not mean anything else, according to the oxford dictionary of officially recognized words.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was thirsty AF.
The clock struck one. The mouse poured some water, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was depressed AF.
The clock struck two. The mouse poured some bourbon, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
The clock struck one. The mouse poured some water, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was depressed AF.
The clock struck two. The mouse poured some bourbon, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
Gluck gluck by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2020
big but
Something that seems too good to be true, and turns out to be true, but also comes with lots of compromises and tradeoffs.
Mom: Hey kids guess what?!?! We're moving to a new house!!!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: With a swimming pool in our backyard!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And a free hot tub!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And it's well below our budget!
Child 1: Why do I feel like there's a big but coming...
Mom: BUUUUT-
Child 2: Uh oh
Mom: You guys have to share a bedroom
Child 1: Ah shit here we go again...
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: With a swimming pool in our backyard!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And a free hot tub!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And it's well below our budget!
Child 1: Why do I feel like there's a big but coming...
Mom: BUUUUT-
Child 2: Uh oh
Mom: You guys have to share a bedroom
Child 1: Ah shit here we go again...
big but by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020
Woody Allen
Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
Woody Allen by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020
fek
1)
> le me about to get a 10 kill streak
> gets killed by a noobtuber
> fek
2)
*me trying to walk as quiet as possible at 1am*
floorboard: *loud creaky noises*
me: fek
> le me about to get a 10 kill streak
> gets killed by a noobtuber
> fek
2)
*me trying to walk as quiet as possible at 1am*
floorboard: *loud creaky noises*
me: fek
fek by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 20, 2020
Bee Fetish
A bee fetish isn't really as simple as it sounds like. It's not just about having an unusually peeked interest in anything regarding bees. Basically it's like an entire religion centered on worshipping bees as one's idol. People who have a bee fetish are/will often become beekeepers. They tend to welcome bees in their homes, and strive to have an entire bee colony in their backyard. Now as dangerous as that sounds, the irony here is that bee fetishists actually want to get stung; in fact, they believe that getting stung is a sign of good luck and good fortune.
Taking that to the next level, there is an annual sacred ceremony that bee fetishists often perform. This involves the process of stripping down butt naked and smearing themselves with honey from head to toe. Next, they find a calm and relaxing place to sit. Finally, to complete the ceremony, one must open an entire crate of bees and let the bees cover every inch of their honey-coated skin, all the while sitting completely motionless. The ceremony usually lasts around one hour, and can often be a VERY pleasurable experience for bee fetishists.
Though anyone can have a bee fetish, women make up the majority of bee fetishists.
Taking that to the next level, there is an annual sacred ceremony that bee fetishists often perform. This involves the process of stripping down butt naked and smearing themselves with honey from head to toe. Next, they find a calm and relaxing place to sit. Finally, to complete the ceremony, one must open an entire crate of bees and let the bees cover every inch of their honey-coated skin, all the while sitting completely motionless. The ceremony usually lasts around one hour, and can often be a VERY pleasurable experience for bee fetishists.
Though anyone can have a bee fetish, women make up the majority of bee fetishists.
Dude 1: Yo so how's everything going with dating Elisabeth? Did you ever get to meet her parents?
Dude 2: Yeah I did, but dude there's something really strange about her family. Literally everything in their home is about bees and beekeeping, in fact even I found a few bees flying in their house!
Dude 1: Damn that's weird
Dude 2: Yeah, and that's not even the weirdest part! One day after sleeping at her house, I woke up and caught Elisabeth in the bathroom covered in bees!!!! She was just sitting there, with a smile on her face... and during that moment I realized that she and her family had a bee fetish. I fucking ran out of there and never talked to her again.
Dude 2: Yeah I did, but dude there's something really strange about her family. Literally everything in their home is about bees and beekeeping, in fact even I found a few bees flying in their house!
Dude 1: Damn that's weird
Dude 2: Yeah, and that's not even the weirdest part! One day after sleeping at her house, I woke up and caught Elisabeth in the bathroom covered in bees!!!! She was just sitting there, with a smile on her face... and during that moment I realized that she and her family had a bee fetish. I fucking ran out of there and never talked to her again.
Bee Fetish by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 17, 2020
Pay pig
An older man of means who desires a younger woman, usually 18 to early 30s in age as a lover. He entices her loyalty and obedience with money and gifts.
Though virtually identical, a pay pig, however, is not a sugar daddy due to one minor difference: the young women is the one who has possession over the paypig instead of the other way around. Basically the female is either in an equal or greater position.
Though virtually identical, a pay pig, however, is not a sugar daddy due to one minor difference: the young women is the one who has possession over the paypig instead of the other way around. Basically the female is either in an equal or greater position.
Pay pig by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 12, 2020