Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian's definitions
The number one thing kittens can't resist playing with despite knowing the consequences; basically kryptonite but for kittens.
*rolls ball of yarn in front of kitten*
Kitten: mus not plai wif teh yarn..... mus... resis...
*few seconds later*
Kitten: YARN!!!!!! *gets into a tangled mess*
Kitten: mus not plai wif teh yarn..... mus... resis...
*few seconds later*
Kitten: YARN!!!!!! *gets into a tangled mess*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 6, 2019
Get the yarnmug. 1) A dipping sauce made from one part ketchup and two parts mayonnaise.
2) What apparently means 'shit-face' in native Cree language.
2) What apparently means 'shit-face' in native Cree language.
1) I dunked my tater tots into the jar of Mayochup as I am writing this Urban Dictionary definition of Mayochup
2) Hey Mayochup. come back here and make me a sandwich!!
2) Hey Mayochup. come back here and make me a sandwich!!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 13, 2020
Get the Mayochupmug. A mother whose parenting style is both very controlling yet very tender and warm. This is in contrast to pure authoritarian parents, who are controlling but lack warmth. Children with tiger moms often follow a strict regimen and live a highly structured life. Tiger moms want the best for their child but have unrealistically high expectations regarding achievement. Whether it's school or high-status activities such as music or sports, they expect their child to perform the best. No exceptions.
The good thing about having a tiger mom is that your time isn't wasted on meaningless things like reading UD definitions. You may also not realize it, but a highly structured life can be good for you (as opposed to unstructured and chaotic). The bad things include increased stress/anxiety, low self-esteem, and the maladaptive thinking pattern that you have to perform 10/10 on everything. Contrarily, moms who adopt an authoriative (NOT authoritarian) parenting style will teach their child that making mistakes and not doing their best is totally okay, and that there is no need to put down themselves. Authoriative parenting style tends to be more healthy for the child.
Tiger moms are mainly found within the Asian demographic, and therefore also labelled as the "stereotypical Asian mom".
The good thing about having a tiger mom is that your time isn't wasted on meaningless things like reading UD definitions. You may also not realize it, but a highly structured life can be good for you (as opposed to unstructured and chaotic). The bad things include increased stress/anxiety, low self-esteem, and the maladaptive thinking pattern that you have to perform 10/10 on everything. Contrarily, moms who adopt an authoriative (NOT authoritarian) parenting style will teach their child that making mistakes and not doing their best is totally okay, and that there is no need to put down themselves. Authoriative parenting style tends to be more healthy for the child.
Tiger moms are mainly found within the Asian demographic, and therefore also labelled as the "stereotypical Asian mom".
Ty: Hey June wanna hang out with us?
June: Sorry gotta go study.
Ty: Really? But finals is still far away.
June: Yeah but you know how it is with tiger moms, heh...
Ty: Oh oof, no worries. Good luck.
June: Sorry gotta go study.
Ty: Really? But finals is still far away.
June: Yeah but you know how it is with tiger moms, heh...
Ty: Oh oof, no worries. Good luck.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 10, 2021
Get the Tiger mommug. Person 1: Hey that mongoose over there be lookin kinda sus
Person 2: I guess you could say there's a mongoose amongoose
Person 2: I guess you could say there's a mongoose amongoose
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 28, 2022
Get the Amongoosemug. Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.
Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
Get the Cafeteria foodmug. The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.
In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022
Get the Store brandmug. Throwing a massive tantrum to the point of both physical and mental exhaustion of the tantrum-er.
Most commonly seen in kids under the age of 9. Can also happen to adults who have anger issues (which could be quite devastating).
Most commonly seen in kids under the age of 9. Can also happen to adults who have anger issues (which could be quite devastating).
When little Johnny came out of his room to find his parents gone, he started to weep and cry. When their parents shortly came back, little Johnny was furious in tears and started screaming and wailing at them with all his might. Soon after 10 minutes he was so tired from all the screaming that he felt dizzy and collapsed onto the floor. Little Johnny just had an outrage fatigue.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 4, 2020
Get the Outrage fatiguemug.