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My Cows My Meat

The phrase that pimps like to say to establish their territory in the pimp world. Cows referring to the hooker and meat referring to their clients.
*in a bar*

Pablo: So I see you also like to pimp as a side hustle
Diego: Yeah, whatsittoya
Pablo: I'm a pimp too. I'll tell you what, I'll pay you some thicc moolah if you let some of your hookers work for me
Diego: Hey look man, My Cows My Meat
Pablo: no u
Diego: NO U!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021
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my dude

The male equivalent of "my lady" (British origin), generally used as a respectable form of address.
Straight guy from 1919: Wanna join me in a dance, my lady?

Gay (or straight) guy from 2019: Wanna join me in a dance, my dude?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 23, 2019
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Mat Zo

One of the greatest and most talented (yet underrated) electronic music producer of this century. Mat Zo earned his fame within the trance scene during the late 00s, where he was praised for his new modern take on progressive trance.

Jono Grant, co-founder of the label Anjunabeats (where Mat Zo's most famous works reside), recalled in a Reddit AMA that Mat Zo was one of the biggest influences to him and to trance music. But Mat wasn't just a one trick pony, he had so much more creative potential than just trance, and so gradually his music expanded to include influences from all sorts of genres. House, prog house, funk, dubstep, drum and bass, garage, breakbeat, you name it. His tendency to blend genres together, as well as incorporating his own wits and idiosyncratic touches, makes his music a one-of-a-kind.

In 2013, he released his album Damage Control, which imo is the pinnacle of Mat Zo. This album contains a diverse palette of musical styles and really reflects Mat's true creative potential. The most well-received song in this album is Easy, a collaboration with renowned producer Porter Robinson. But really all the songs are soo good! His second biggest album, Self Assemble, was released in 2016 where his creativity continued to shine. Now, he is not as prominent anymore, but sometimes makes an appearance on the face of Anjuna every now and then.
Me: What are your favorite artists?
Her: Billie Eilish, Drake, Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Marshmello, DJ Khaled (etc.)
Me: But have you heard of Mat Zo?
Her: Nope
Me: Geez louise! You need to cleanse your ears right now with his songs!
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Apple products

A product made for superficial people who only buy it for the logo instead of the actual function of the product. You could slap an Apple logo on a piece of turd and people would rush to the stores to buy it. The only good thing about Apple products is their AppleCare warranty, other than that you're basically investing into an overpriced closed ecosystem of products that really do not perform any better than all its Android/Windows/other counterparts.
Apple users: *makes fun of people for being too broke to buy Apple products*

Also Apple users: *buys a piece of aluminum for $999*

Me: lol
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Rule 319

Rule 319 states that:

a) everything and anything is bound to be connected or affected by the coronavirus in some way.

b) for every community of a specific topic/interest on the internet, there will eventually be discussions pertaining to the coronavirus.
Dude 1: Yo if you search literally anything and put "coronavirus" at the end, there's gonna be at least something related to it.
Dude 2: LOL holy shit ur right, I just searched pornhub and coronavirus and there's actually news about that
Dude 1: Rule 319 man
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Woody Allen

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
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OnePlus

OnePlus phones used to be lauded by the Android community for bringing premium hardware and specs at a budget price. They are known for inventing the quote-on-quote "flagship killer". They lost all that merit once they started including a premium price alongside their premium phones, as well as "settling down" by removing the headphone jack. That is not to say their phones are bad, but they lost the core virtue of what they stood for. Today, people mainly buy a OnePlus just for the brand.

Like a famous Tech Youtuber once stated, "you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain."
User X: After using an iPhone for my entire life, I finally decided to switch over to the OnePlus 9! So this is the flagship killer they've been talking about.

User Y: I hate to break it to ya but you're late to the party my guy. OnePlus has already settled, what you have is not a flagship killer anymore, it's just another high-end smartphone with a high-end price tag attached to it. IMO the OnePlus 3 was their peak smartphone.
User X: Idk man, the OnePlus 9 seems pretty great to me.
User Y: Oh don't get me wrong, the OnePlus 9 is a great phone and is a great pick for someone who's transitioning over from iPhone to Android. But this isn't the budget-friendly OnePlus we used to all love and know. That was my point.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
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