Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Enjoyer
What people in 2021 have chosen to say instead of the term "lover".
For example, if you're a hip-hop lover, you now say you're a "hip-hop enjoyer". Both choices of words mean the exact same thing, but in the end, lover is the more fitting choice in casual talk. Enjoyer sounds a bit too fetish-like.
The term enjoyer may come from the business sense in which consumers of products/services are known as "enjoyers" who "enjoy" their products/services. This also explains why some thrift shops choose to call used items as "previously enjoyed". Weird choice for a word that often conjures up sexual connotations... but hey, who am I to argue with the English lexicon.
For example, if you're a hip-hop lover, you now say you're a "hip-hop enjoyer". Both choices of words mean the exact same thing, but in the end, lover is the more fitting choice in casual talk. Enjoyer sounds a bit too fetish-like.
The term enjoyer may come from the business sense in which consumers of products/services are known as "enjoyers" who "enjoy" their products/services. This also explains why some thrift shops choose to call used items as "previously enjoyed". Weird choice for a word that often conjures up sexual connotations... but hey, who am I to argue with the English lexicon.
Greg: I'm a cat enjoyer
Daphne: Wtf??
Greg: What? I love cats, they're cute adorable creatures.
Daphne: Oh ok, I thought you meant something else.
Greg: Er, no?
Daphne: Why not just say cat lover then. I would've understood you if you had led with that.
Daphne: Wtf??
Greg: What? I love cats, they're cute adorable creatures.
Daphne: Oh ok, I thought you meant something else.
Greg: Er, no?
Daphne: Why not just say cat lover then. I would've understood you if you had led with that.
Enjoyer by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 15, 2021
Blue Yeti
A very popular desktop microphone that has become a gold standard for most casual content creators. Mainly used for podcasts, livestreams, narration or ASMR.
User 1: Which mic should I get for podcasts?
User 2: Blue Yeti for sure
User 3: There are also cheaper mics if you dig around on Amazon or Aliexpress and their quality isn't that far off tbh
User 2: Blue Yeti for sure
User 3: There are also cheaper mics if you dig around on Amazon or Aliexpress and their quality isn't that far off tbh
Blue Yeti by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 15, 2021
history
Something that's very interesting to read about as a Wiki or Buzzfeed article, but incredibly boring to learn/study as a school course.
Ironically, Tim procrastinated for his greek history exam by reading Wiki articles on the Italian Renaissance.
history by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2021
back to front
The way that most humans naturally self-learned to wipe their asses. If you don't, then you're weird.
The only possible reason for wiping front to back is if your parents harshly disciplined you about it, otherwise you'd be instinctively wiping back to front like any other normal human world.
back to front by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021
Flat ass
Dude 1: Do you think this is girl hot?
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best
Flat ass by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021
oh no... our table... it's broken!
When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.
Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
oh no... our table... it's broken! by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021
bussin
This is a catch-all word to express something that's really good, pleasant, cool, etc. It can be used to describe a fancy new car, a 5-star hotel, fine looking ass, delicious food, anything really.
Example 1:
"Man this tropical resort do be bussin, they literally have everything!"
Example 2:
"Yo do you see that ass over there?"
"Yeee, that ass is bussin"
Example 3:
"Grandma's baked mac n cheese is hella bussin"
"Man this tropical resort do be bussin, they literally have everything!"
Example 2:
"Yo do you see that ass over there?"
"Yeee, that ass is bussin"
Example 3:
"Grandma's baked mac n cheese is hella bussin"
bussin by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021