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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 30, 2021
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Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...
Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...
Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020
Get the Swiper no swiping mug.Bobby: What university do you go to?
Robert: The university of SUSsex
Bobby: Ah nice. I wish I could become a sussy baka and have sex
Robert: The university of SUSsex
Bobby: Ah nice. I wish I could become a sussy baka and have sex
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 29, 2021
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"If there was one beverage I could drink right now it would be a Fanta."
"I was depressed until I gulped down a bottle of Fanta, now I feel like I'm on top of the world!"
"I was depressed until I gulped down a bottle of Fanta, now I feel like I'm on top of the world!"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022
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Jess: Your bf comes off as a bit rude tbh
Ingrid: Yeah he's bit of a control freak sometimes, but when it comes to sex he's actually into submission. He's such a hard bottom haha
Ingrid: Yeah he's bit of a control freak sometimes, but when it comes to sex he's actually into submission. He's such a hard bottom haha
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 20, 2021
Get the hard bottom mug.A social network that was once heavily criticized by everyone back in late 2013 due to the YouTube-G+ integration. But now looking back, the change wasn't really that bad for me. I came to like using the G+ app to manage my YouTube comment inbox.
In fact, from a sole usability standpoint, the G+ era of YT made it far more easier to manage and respond to replies than YouTube's current notification system. Not only that, but G+ allowed you to mute individual YT comment threads, which is something you can't do anymore; it's either mute all comment thread notifs or nothing. But perhaps one of the biggest perks of the YT-G+ integration was the ability to DISABLE replies on your YT comment and also DELETE replies. Yes that's right, as the OP of a comment thread you actually had the power to delete replies. While this could be abused, usually it wasn't and was very useful for ridding hateful, off-topic or spam replies.
But then in late-2017, following YT's redesign, you could no longer use G+ to manage youtube comment threads and thus all those perks were gone. A new notif system was implemented and it sucked so bad. Initially you couldn't even reply to someone within the notification pop-out (you can now tho).
And finally in April 2019, Google+ itself shut down. While I barely used the app for what it was, I do miss those times when I received YT notifs through G+, particularly during 2014/2015.
As the saying goes: you don't recognize what was precious to you until it is gone.
In fact, from a sole usability standpoint, the G+ era of YT made it far more easier to manage and respond to replies than YouTube's current notification system. Not only that, but G+ allowed you to mute individual YT comment threads, which is something you can't do anymore; it's either mute all comment thread notifs or nothing. But perhaps one of the biggest perks of the YT-G+ integration was the ability to DISABLE replies on your YT comment and also DELETE replies. Yes that's right, as the OP of a comment thread you actually had the power to delete replies. While this could be abused, usually it wasn't and was very useful for ridding hateful, off-topic or spam replies.
But then in late-2017, following YT's redesign, you could no longer use G+ to manage youtube comment threads and thus all those perks were gone. A new notif system was implemented and it sucked so bad. Initially you couldn't even reply to someone within the notification pop-out (you can now tho).
And finally in April 2019, Google+ itself shut down. While I barely used the app for what it was, I do miss those times when I received YT notifs through G+, particularly during 2014/2015.
As the saying goes: you don't recognize what was precious to you until it is gone.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2022
Get the Google+ mug.An extremely wealthy man who also happens to have extremely low emotional intelligence. He has big visionary ideas and lofty goals but lacks any hint of wisdom, prudence or tact. He may be thinking for humanity as a whole, but he certainly doesn't give a damn for humans on an interpersonal level. His MBTI personality type (INTP) very much reflects and explains his lack of concern for the more human things (inferior Fe).
Person 1: I hate Elon Musk now after reading all those horrible stories and tweets
Person 2: Tbf Elon's not a bad guy per se, he just really does not know how to empathize with people or their situations, nor does he show any gratitude. He values his ideas and goals more than the people who help conceive them. He places an overexaggerated importance on logic and efficiency, and shuns anything that gets in the way of his personal agenda. Just like the US presidency, Elon was never ready to handle the responsibilities that came with being a wealthy leader. He is oddly relatable though, I'll give him that.
Person 2: Tbf Elon's not a bad guy per se, he just really does not know how to empathize with people or their situations, nor does he show any gratitude. He values his ideas and goals more than the people who help conceive them. He places an overexaggerated importance on logic and efficiency, and shuns anything that gets in the way of his personal agenda. Just like the US presidency, Elon was never ready to handle the responsibilities that came with being a wealthy leader. He is oddly relatable though, I'll give him that.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022
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