by Darkshadowstorm March 29, 2019
Dude 1: Do you think this is girl hot?
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2021
by Arwizzle February 1, 2015
Having no ass or junk in the trunk. Suffering from the vitamin deficiency Noassitol. See Glutius Flatosis.
by DzNutz January 20, 2004
Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties
Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
by Kindly Wise October 23, 2005
A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.
"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."
by Deb1955 October 23, 2005
by kcardk October 15, 2005