Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Default skin
Somebody who is enlightened with the truth that spending money on a game is merely a flex and doesn't automatically make you a pro
Tom couldn't handle the truth that a default skin stole his victory royale even though he spent $10 on a battle pass
Default skin by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022
Segway
The early 2000s equivalent to a fidget spinner (well not literally, but you know what I mean).
Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.
Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.
It was rumored by the Pope that several witnesses spotted Jesus riding a Segway, with a fidget spinner in one hand and a vape in the other. Is this the second coming?
Segway by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022
Fake smile
A fake smile is the most giga chad move when somebody starts shit up with you for the stupidest reasons
Some short hoe: *in a jeering voice* Hey dumbass, you parked your car in the wrong spot!
Me: *instead of wasting my time explaining why I parked there, I give a fake smile and walk away*
Me: *instead of wasting my time explaining why I parked there, I give a fake smile and walk away*
Fake smile by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022
Boomer Remover
It's a funny dysphemism for COVID-19 that rolls off the tongue quite easily.
(P.S. dysphemism is the opposite of a euphemism)
(P.S. dysphemism is the opposite of a euphemism)
Boomer Remover by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 16, 2022
Breath of the wild
guy: hey girl what that mouth do
girl: *gives him the breath of the wild*
guy: ewww!! I only wanted to play BOTW not smell it!!!
girl: *gives him the breath of the wild*
guy: ewww!! I only wanted to play BOTW not smell it!!!
Breath of the wild by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022
The Left Can't Meme
Yeah.... no.
The real unequivocal truth is, people from either ends of the political spectrum can make equally dank AND also equally bad memes. To deny this fundamental truth is the equivalent of denying the existence of gravity.
Let's first drop the stereotypes and concede to the fact that there is not a sliver of evidence which suggests your political identity is linked to good/bad memes. That is rather determined by one's creativity. It is a fallacy to assume that memes and politics are mutually inclusive, unless the meme itself is explicitly about politics.
Some individuals are so obsessed with political dichotomy that they become oblivious that a more apparent and broader classification (or way of thinking) exists. For instance, not everyone is into crude humour. It's as simple as that.
If anything, there is a far larger distinction between age groups, than between leftists and rightists, with regards to our ability to create the dankest of the dank memes. Boomers are the only ones that can't meme due to being accustomed to a different techno-cultural climate, hence creating the REAL immutable law of the universe: "𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚".
The real unequivocal truth is, people from either ends of the political spectrum can make equally dank AND also equally bad memes. To deny this fundamental truth is the equivalent of denying the existence of gravity.
Let's first drop the stereotypes and concede to the fact that there is not a sliver of evidence which suggests your political identity is linked to good/bad memes. That is rather determined by one's creativity. It is a fallacy to assume that memes and politics are mutually inclusive, unless the meme itself is explicitly about politics.
Some individuals are so obsessed with political dichotomy that they become oblivious that a more apparent and broader classification (or way of thinking) exists. For instance, not everyone is into crude humour. It's as simple as that.
If anything, there is a far larger distinction between age groups, than between leftists and rightists, with regards to our ability to create the dankest of the dank memes. Boomers are the only ones that can't meme due to being accustomed to a different techno-cultural climate, hence creating the REAL immutable law of the universe: "𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚".
Person 1: The left can't meme!
Person 2: Wrong, the right can't meme!
Person 3: Neither of you are correct. Both the left and the right (assuming we're talking about people in general, and not collectively) are just as capable of creating good memes as they are capable of creating bad memes to the point that such occurrences which justify the "left can't meme" stereotype are merely by random chance.
Person 1: That's impossible! It was known since antiquity that the world revolves around a single immutable law, and that law is that the left can't meme!
Person 3: *chuckles softly* Well, my friend, it appears that you are mistaken. First of all, that is pure nonsense based off an unverified folklore. Second of all, it's actually a law that applies to the entire universe, and that law is 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚.
*Person 1, after hearing upon that phrase, suddenly collapses onto the ground and starts to have an epileptic seizure*
Person 3: Thot so.
*Person 2 is seen running way in the distance*
Person 2: Wrong, the right can't meme!
Person 3: Neither of you are correct. Both the left and the right (assuming we're talking about people in general, and not collectively) are just as capable of creating good memes as they are capable of creating bad memes to the point that such occurrences which justify the "left can't meme" stereotype are merely by random chance.
Person 1: That's impossible! It was known since antiquity that the world revolves around a single immutable law, and that law is that the left can't meme!
Person 3: *chuckles softly* Well, my friend, it appears that you are mistaken. First of all, that is pure nonsense based off an unverified folklore. Second of all, it's actually a law that applies to the entire universe, and that law is 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚.
*Person 1, after hearing upon that phrase, suddenly collapses onto the ground and starts to have an epileptic seizure*
Person 3: Thot so.
*Person 2 is seen running way in the distance*
The Left Can't Meme by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022
Seizure
1) When someone involuntarily drops down on the floor and flops like a fish; a muscle spasm or convulsion.
2) What possessed people are often portrayed as.
3) The reenactment of dubstep music.
2) What possessed people are often portrayed as.
3) The reenactment of dubstep music.
Dude 1: Hey you free today?
Dude 2: Ye
Dude 1: Wanna come to th---
Dude 2: ASURWSOEFGHSDFGISDGHOUSFIFVIW0RQPJlpD,,,E9W
Dude 1: Uh.... you ok?
Dude 2: Yeah sorry had a hand seizure for a sec there
Dude 2: Ye
Dude 1: Wanna come to th---
Dude 2: ASURWSOEFGHSDFGISDGHOUSFIFVIW0RQPJlpD,,,E9W
Dude 1: Uh.... you ok?
Dude 2: Yeah sorry had a hand seizure for a sec there
Seizure by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022