Marcus's definitions

snag lightening

An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.

Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!

When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.

by Marcus January 2, 2006

jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005

Breekan

An omnipotent godlike figure that cannot be surpassed no matter how hard one tries. It's just impossible. If you ever come across a Breekan, one should just give up trying to defeat/outsmart/outdo it in anything.

"I got my ass pounded by a Breekan last night when I challenged him to a game of pool"

by Marcus March 28, 2004

knnbccb

Kanina Bu Chao Chee Bye
literally means fuck your mother smelly pussy

knnbccb, not happy come and fight lah!

by Marcus October 19, 2004

evil

Really cool, i.e. the opposite of itself, used in a similar way to wicked.

Heard on the streets of E14.

Those trainers are evil.

by Marcus May 31, 2004

yardbitch

prison bitch, male or female; often used as a sextoy

Bubba called over his male yardbitch, wants him to bend over and grab his ankles.

by Marcus December 5, 2004

cornhuskers

nebraska's collegiate football team residing in Lincoln. Changed their name from the bugeaters. This team was very dominant in the 90s, winning 3 national championships in 4 years, and playing in the title game 2 more times and losing under coach Tom Osbourne. A very storied college football team that is currently in a slump.

I like the old Herby Husker better.

by marcus February 1, 2005