Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.
Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
Get the Tom Cruisemug. The military manlet is an overcompensating manlet boy who, in a fit of Napoleon complex-induced insanity, has signed up for active duty with the United States Armed Forces. Here the useless and effeminate manlets are generally used as cannon fodder when deployed in the absurd spectacle known as the manlet wave attack tactic, but can also be traded as war brides, serve as portable human shields or can be used as an emergency fortification when stacked up as a barricade in lieu of sandbags. The military manlet is always keen to raise the morale of the actual soldiers in his platoon by donning an Oompa Loompa costume and dancing a merry jig atop a mess hall table as the surrounding military manlets clap in unison while dancing in a circle like the fairies that they are and all the manmores pelt him with height boosting insoles. As an encore Manletlyn Monroe performs smash hits such as "High Heels Are A Manlets Best Friend" and "Bye Bye Masculinity" to further entertain the troops.
Why is that pantsed military manlet lying face down in the mud over there? The silly sissy manlet broke one of his high heels while prancing around on the obstacle course and threw a hissy fit, so the real soldiers just left him there. Never leave a man behind - that obviously doesn't apply to manlets.
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
Get the military manletmug. Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?
Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024
Get the Kevin Hartmug. A manlet is a male, too short to be considered a man. Any male shorter than 5ft10 is a manlet. A manlet suffers from manletism, a devastating condition which gives rise to the Napoleon complex that afflicts all manlets. The only cure for manletism is for the infected manlet to embrace his inherent effeminacy and become a manmore's prison wife.
Look at that silly, little manlet boy, prancing around in high heels over there! The sissy manlet is probably on his way to visit his prison daddy!
by ManletDepreciator July 14, 2024
Get the Manletmug. The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.
Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.
by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024
Get the Little man syndromemug. Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's tall talesmug. The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.
Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024
Get the Rubber Band Manletmug.