ManMan36's definitions

dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.

Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.

by ManMan36 May 11, 2016

cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

one cheeked

Another way to say half assed.

Stop trying to rebut me with your one cheeked remarks.

by ManMan36 May 18, 2016

self referencing definition

An Urban Dictionary definition that links to the word being defined, usually in the example.

Self referencing definition <-- I made this a self referencing definition.

by ManMan36 May 18, 2016

butt time

The amount of time a person spends sitting in an average day.

Hey, I'm sure that guy's butt time is at least six hours.

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

void

How you say "function" in the programming language of C#

void start ()
{

print "Initialized Code."
}

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016