ManMan36's definitions

tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

symphysy

The longest word in the modern English language without A E I O or U. Obviously rarely used today. According to Wikipedia, it refers to "The fusion of two bodies, or two parts of a body." Twyndyllyngs is a longer English word, but it is archaic.

That is a symphysy.

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

first gentleman

The husband of a female president. Opposite of first lady. As of the time of this writing nobody has ever had this title, because we live in a patriarchal society.

If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 May 24, 2016

tv hammer

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.

Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.

by ManMan36 October 3, 2016

big letter syndrome

Capitalizing random words in The middle of the Sentence. Often done Unconsciously.

My English teacher Thinks that I have big Letter syndrome. I have No idea what She is talking about.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

subscriber rate

The amount of youtube subscribers a youtube channel gains in an average day. This number can only be found using an external source.

Pewdiepie's subscriber rate is about 10000.
My subscriber rate is exactly zero.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016