turtle waxed

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.
That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
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twat rocket

when your lady quiffs so hard with enough force to propel her tampon into your mouth as you lick her pussy
Sara did a twat rocket last night so hard I chipped a tooth.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
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geyser

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.
I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
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slopping the pig

having a girl suck your dick, and as you come, shove your cock as far in as you can, resulting in her making her vomit.With your cock in her mouth, she will have a mouth full of puke, cock and come, hence the slop on your pig.
I was slopping the pig on Trixie when I knew she was cheating on me.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
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Stealth bomb

When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.
I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
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Mudslide

Instead of wiping after taking a dump, you slide your ass on a body part of an unsuspecting individual. Those with hairy legs are optimal targets.
John gave Gunther a mudslide while he was sleeping, and Gunther put him in intensive care when he woke up and found it.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
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gridiron

much like a dirty fish hook, only after you shove a finger up her ass, you wipe a mark under each eye, making him or her look like a football player.
After I gave her a gridiron, she looked like Dick butkus
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
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