Definitions by Madmike the Malevolent

Mudslide 

Instead of wiping after taking a dump, you slide your ass on a body part of an unsuspecting individual. Those with hairy legs are optimal targets.

John gave Gunther a mudslide while he was sleeping, and Gunther put him in intensive care when he woke up and found it.

Mudslide by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

greek dog 

Your lover takes a shit, and you fuck his or her shitty butt cheeks, not the anus.

Stephanie and I did the greek dog two nights ago, and she hasn't called me since

greek dog by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

space shot 

When your lover shoots a stream of piss after you shove an item up his ass and it hits his prostate.

Benny did a space shot that hit the far wall when I put that table leg up his ass.

space shot by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Stealth bomb 

When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.

I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.

Stealth bomb by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

hershey kiss 

When you stand over someone's face and deliver a bare-assed wet fart on them.

Rob passed out at a party for the last time. Steve hershey kissed him while he was out on the floor, and his face looked like a pizza.

hershey kiss by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

geyser 

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.

geyser by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

turtle waxed 

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

turtle waxed by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007