when your lady quiffs so hard with enough force to propel her tampon into your mouth as you lick her pussy
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
having a girl suck your dick, and as you come, shove your cock as far in as you can, resulting in her making her vomit.With your cock in her mouth, she will have a mouth full of puke, cock and come, hence the slop on your pig.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.
I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
much like a dirty fish hook, only after you shove a finger up her ass, you wipe a mark under each eye, making him or her look like a football player.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
Instead of wiping after taking a dump, you slide your ass on a body part of an unsuspecting individual. Those with hairy legs are optimal targets.
John gave Gunther a mudslide while he was sleeping, and Gunther put him in intensive care when he woke up and found it.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
When you are ready to cum after a blowjob, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have cum dribble down their eyes. Then punch them in the nose, making a red bloody nose, resembling a sad clown.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007