Madmike the Malevolent's definitions

Mudslide

Instead of wiping after taking a dump, you slide your ass on a body part of an unsuspecting individual. Those with hairy legs are optimal targets.

John gave Gunther a mudslide while he was sleeping, and Gunther put him in intensive care when he woke up and found it.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

turtle waxed

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

greek dog

Your lover takes a shit, and you fuck his or her shitty butt cheeks, not the anus.

Stephanie and I did the greek dog two nights ago, and she hasn't called me since

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Stealth bomb

When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.

I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

space shot

When your lover shoots a stream of piss after you shove an item up his ass and it hits his prostate.

Benny did a space shot that hit the far wall when I put that table leg up his ass.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

hershey kiss

When you stand over someone's face and deliver a bare-assed wet fart on them.

Rob passed out at a party for the last time. Steve hershey kissed him while he was out on the floor, and his face looked like a pizza.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

geyser

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007