18 definitions by MaDDoG

Insured

The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.

Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.

by MaDDoG May 21, 2014

Community Workshop

The coming together of minds to create spiritual music

Your local community workshop, a hot bed for unsigned musical talent

by MaDDoG May 22, 2004

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by MaDDoG May 23, 2004

machinegunner

Given to a man/woman who has the duty to pleasure two girls at once using his fingers making a machine-gun like motion whilst in the process.

WOW! that guy is a real machinegunner look at him pleasure those bitches

by MaDDoG August 25, 2003

cider enema

the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms

have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?

by MaDDoG May 22, 2004

Lliswerry tash

Early top lip facial hair growth

Why do all pikeys sport a lliswerry tash?

by MaDDoG May 22, 2004

MXC

1) Abbreviation to Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
2) A show on TNN (also known as Spike TV) where Japanese people do stupid stuff and usually end up hurting themselves.

Yo, dawg, did you see that MXC where that girl got hit in the face with a soccer ball?

by MaDDoG August 23, 2003