Definitions by MaddieClip

Hippppooooken 

Taken from the famous 'Hadouken' battle cry in the Street Fighter games, this variation is a battle move in which someone fat that can be likened to a hippo forcibly removes items of clothing from another person, while shouting 'Hipppppppooooooken'

Pierre: I was sat quite happily in my boxer shorts and that beast Madeleine performed the Hippppooooken move on me and I was suddenly naked.

Hippppooooken by MaddieClip June 2, 2010

Hostelling 

The act of meeting a stranger, taking them back to a shared hostel room and sleeping with them when other people are in the room. Variations - hostelled.

Crab: "Did you have a good weekend in Camden?"
Peter: "I met an absolute ho and indulged in some hostelling."
Crab: "I bet you hostelled her good?!"

Hostelling by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Kate Nashed 

To be so annoyed with someone you have to listen to Kate Nash's 'Shit Song' in order for to calm you down.

Victoria: "Mark cunted at me so much last night that I got seriously Kate Nashed with him."
Peter: "Calm down and put a pad in!"

Kate Nashed by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Mothering Friend 

When a friend acts like your mother and tells you off for doing/saying something wrong.

Mad: "Why did you change your status on Facebook?"
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."

Mothering Friend by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Minting 

The act of asking someone if they want a mint after they been owned. Variations - minted.

Woolly: "I haven't been minting for ages, have you?"
Kate: "I totally minted my friend from the States the other day, I told her I had an STD and she should get herself checked out when in fact I don't. Owned."

Minting by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Muppetaholic 

Being addicted to having sex while watching films that contain muppets.

Squeak: "Whatever. Don't judge me. It's not my fault I'm a muppetaholic."

Muppetaholic by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Cunting 

The act of moaning at someone for ages and about everything which is different from expressing an opinion. Variations - "to be cunted at".

Lady Moonbiz: "There must be a station closer than this. I'm wet and I'm cold. I can't believe how much a tub of sweets costs at the theatre. I hate walking. You're bedroom is always freezing. I really wanted a snowman."
Kaiser: "Quit cunting at me douche."

Cunting by MaddieClip December 14, 2009