MaTT's definitions

illinoising

1. (A.) The quality of being both annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois at the same time.

2. (A.) The quality of being annoying while being physically located in the state of Illinois.

3. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois.

4. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and being physically located in the state of Illinois.

I met my cousin in Chicago last weekend for lunch, and, man, was she Illinoising me! She wouldn't stop talking!

by Matt January 14, 2005

tahitian

adj. of the highest quality; great, awesome, or super sweet.

Damn, that shit was tahitian.

by matt March 16, 2004

Rump-thumper

An idiotic person, often a homosexual.

Valentine is such a rump-thumper!

by Matt October 27, 2003

jitter

A "jitter" is a slang term usually used in reference to a skater or a person that wears baggy clothes, hoodies and listens to mostly rock music (including punk rock).

"You'll probably find some jitters at the skatepark."
"Who's listening to jitter music?"

by Matt April 21, 2005

The Dirty Digit

To insert a finger into the anus

"What a surprise! not only did she swallow the lot, but I got The Dirty Digit as well"

by Matt February 3, 2003

1rl

IN REAL LIFE... noob's you shouldnt have to look this up

I will pwn you 1rl

by matt November 9, 2003

wiwwy

lilly's nickname

i dunno i dunno i dunno i dunno i dunno

by matt April 25, 2004