belly fire

a burning feeling deep in the stomach, usually caused by spicy food, bloody mary's, or just drinking in general, see tums

After that plate of wings and a couple spicy bloody mary's, I had some serious belly fire.

by Matt July 15, 2005

sodomy

When you stick your man rod in your partner's poo hole. Illegal in Texas.

Prepare to taste sweet sodomy!

by Matt August 24, 2005

upland girls

the hottest girls ever. really down to earth girls and chill. all the guys want these girls there so damn hotttt

curry, lizzy ade, kerry, brooke, care, maybe jas?

by matt February 16, 2005

Wookiee

Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"

Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star war

by Matt March 03, 2005

ultimo flicka of DOOM

Something you yell when you want to wake someone up, holding out your hand in a 'flicking' posture.

"ULtiMO FLICkA of DOOOOOOOM!!!!!"

by matt May 28, 2004

monk

A slang term used in Devon England for skunk

Hi mate is there any monk around at the moment?

by Matt October 20, 2004

illinoising

1. (A.) The quality of being both annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois at the same time.

2. (A.) The quality of being annoying while being physically located in the state of Illinois.

3. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois.

4. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and being physically located in the state of Illinois.

I met my cousin in Chicago last weekend for lunch, and, man, was she Illinoising me! She wouldn't stop talking!

by Matt January 14, 2005