MaTT's definitions

shmurr

shmurr - a healthy alternative to "whatever" whein response to a question. 55% lower calories.

Your butler: Can I get you a lager, sir? Or maybe a scotch on the rocks?

You: erm, shmurr

by Matt January 24, 2005

Samhain

One of the 8 Sabbats of pegan religions. Celebrated on Oct, 31 of every year.

I had a fun Smahain.

by Matt February 10, 2005

Idioteque

Thom Yorke's vision of a society (presumably today's), where people are increasingly more obsessed with pointless technology, selfishness and mindless entertainment than life itself.

I fucking hate living in this idioteque world.

by Matt June 3, 2003

cockfire

when yur fucking a girl that can no longer get wet, and the friction builds up so quick that yur dick and her puss become aflame

hey bitch look at my cockfire.
your dry puss has set my bush on fire, and it smells like shit!!

by matt March 11, 2005

pc whipped

bastardization of pussy whipped, for guys who are whipped by their cyber-girlfriends.

Jen makes Dylan do all the work on their website. He is so pc whipped!

by matt November 18, 2004

head whore

A female who sucks too much dick and is know for it and nothing else.

Jackie is a head whore, she sucks dick like its her damn job!

by Matt January 20, 2004

Sicca Sicca 2 deep

Rolling out with one homey to go smut some bitties.

Jaryd and I are going to sicca sicca two deep and fuck them bitches.

by Matt November 21, 2003