R Kelly

A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.

Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.

I felt like R Kelly after giving that skank a golden shower.

by M_Dubz152 June 30, 2023

Wooly bobos

Slang term for testicles. More than likely it is an unshaven, unkempt, not manscaped pair of testicles. Hence the wooly.

In the summer I need to be careful prior to sitting. Don't want to accidently crush my wooly bobos.

by M_Dubz152 June 09, 2023

Club sped

Heard this first in high school. During the early 2000's.

Sexual act involving the gang banging of a mentally retarded person.

My favorite place to look for girls is the psyche ward. Always down for Club sped.

by M_Dubz152 June 08, 2023

Kentucky vasectomy

The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.

**Not an approved method of birth control**

Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.

by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

Flippopotamus

A morbidly obese Karen. A flippo is slang for someone who freaks the fuck out. Potamus is the last half of hippopotamus. A large grumpy, smelly, angry African big game animal.

My old boss at Walmart is the epitome of a flippopotamus. To make matters worse she was woke a.f.

by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

Rage wood

The boner you get that will rival blue balls. Caused from going to long between nut busts. May or May not be influenced by workout supplements. Tren, D-aspartic acid, Horny goat weed, Tongkat ali, and a few others can cause it. Will get a boner that throbs like the Incredible Hulk, veins ready to burst, mushroom tip hard as a cinder block.

After a week on this new cycle, I kept getting Rage wood. I could steer my car no handed on my 45 minute commute.

by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

The Fire Extinguisher

Sex act involving a female with a good amount of pubes. Anything from a trimmed and neat landing strip to a forest bush can apply here.

During sex, just before ejaculation you light her pubes on fire (lighter or matches preferably).

You then utilize your busted load to put out the fire. If new to this technique keep a bottle of water or a real fire Extinguisher at the bedside for safety.

My wife hasn't trimmed or shaved her bikini region in weeks. Time to teach her a lesson. Its time to give her the fire extinguisher.

by M_Dubz152 June 17, 2023