Welfare recipient who is lazy, dressed like a slob, overweight, unbathed, room temperature IQ, rude, obnoxious, self righteous, and condescending. Typically seen on the 5th of the month at your local Walmart. Has a brand new car, a brand new I-phone, and is living better than you (who works 50 hour weeks to pay taxes for these slobs to live). More often than not has 4 kids who are all different ethnicities who don't know their fathers.
Look at that 400lb hippo on the mart cart. Face timing on her new iPhone on the 5th of the month. Fat fucking tax money millionaire.
by M_Dubz152 June 12, 2023
Slang term for an extremely unattractive woman. Normally one who is morbidly obese, smells like a decomposing carcass, and has 5 o'clock shadow. May be wearing a tank top and/or yoga pants that say "cutie" or "princess" across the back of them.
January is a popular time to eyewitness many an ogre at Planet Fitness. Most times they will be there on free pizza day. If they are there "working out" they are probably wheezing after a 5 minute session on the low setting of a stationery bicycle.
by M_Dubz152 June 07, 2023
Slang term for the musk smell from a dirty sweaty scrotum/dick/grundel. Smell resembles taco spice/Mexican seasoning. Most prominent after athletic activities, sex, or from poor hygiene. Good way to prevent it is the use of Gold Bond or some other body powder.
Boyfriend asks girlfriend for some dome.
Girlfriend: "Ew it smells down there. Have you showered today?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah babe I showered twice. Its just that ball spice."
Girlfriend: "Ew it smells down there. Have you showered today?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah babe I showered twice. Its just that ball spice."
by M_Dubz152 June 08, 2023
Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.
Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."
Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."
Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."
Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."
Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."
by M_Dubz152 June 08, 2023
A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.
by M_Dubz152 June 09, 2023
by M_Dubz152 June 09, 2023
Prank involving unzipping one's pants fly, pulling part of their scrotum thru exposed opening. Will resemble a piece of chewed gum. One of the best party pranks of the early 2000's. Have to draw attention to it by yelling and saying "who the fuck put this gum here??" Then when people start looking at it you say "my mistake, its just my nut sac. Who did you sneak out?"
Guy at a party: says to a buddy "Should I do the bubblegum gag or the one eared elephant?"
Buddy: "Bubblegum gag for sure."
Buddy: "Bubblegum gag for sure."
by M_Dubz152 June 07, 2023