Flippopotamus

A morbidly obese Karen. A flippo is slang for someone who freaks the fuck out. Potamus is the last half of hippopotamus. A large grumpy, smelly, angry African big game animal.
My old boss at Walmart is the epitome of a flippopotamus. To make matters worse she was woke a.f.
by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023
Get the Flippopotamus mug.

Free Willy

Another way of saying going commando (for a male). Willy means dick. Your dick and balls are freely hanging when you go commando.
My favorite way to jog or do jumping jacks is while I'm Free Willy.
by M_Dubz152 June 09, 2023
Get the Free Willy mug.

New Hampshire dog

A modified version of a hotdog. You stick your penis on a hotdog bun and drizzle it with maple syrup. When presenting it to whomever you choose to give it to you say "order up" or "dinner is served". Perfect for a party prank or surprising your girlfriend or wife.
I need to run to the grocery store for syrup and hotdog buns. I need to serve up a New Hampshire dog.
by M_Dubz152 June 07, 2023
Get the New Hampshire dog mug.

Spode

There's a few different definitions I've seen for this word. In the late 90's thru mid 2k's this is what it meant:

Spode was a synonym for chump, wuss, pansy, weakling, sissy. Most often used to describe guys that sucked at sports.
Guy 1: Johnny is such a spode!

Guy 2: For real! What's his record? 3 and 15 on the j.v squad?
by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023
Get the Spode mug.

The Fire Extinguisher

Sex act involving a female with a good amount of pubes. Anything from a trimmed and neat landing strip to a forest bush can apply here.

During sex, just before ejaculation you light her pubes on fire (lighter or matches preferably).

You then utilize your busted load to put out the fire. If new to this technique keep a bottle of water or a real fire Extinguisher at the bedside for safety.
My wife hasn't trimmed or shaved her bikini region in weeks. Time to teach her a lesson. Its time to give her the fire extinguisher.
by M_Dubz152 June 18, 2023
Get the The Fire Extinguisher mug.

Tax money millionaire

Welfare recipient who is lazy, dressed like a slob, overweight, unbathed, room temperature IQ, rude, obnoxious, self righteous, and condescending. Typically seen on the 5th of the month at your local Walmart. Has a brand new car, a brand new I-phone, and is living better than you (who works 50 hour weeks to pay taxes for these slobs to live). More often than not has 4 kids who are all different ethnicities who don't know their fathers.
Look at that 400lb hippo on the mart cart. Face timing on her new iPhone on the 5th of the month. Fat fucking tax money millionaire.
by M_Dubz152 June 12, 2023
Get the Tax money millionaire mug.

Banana

A racial slur for an Asian-American. Means yellow on the outside but white on the inside. Looks Asian but fails to embrace Asian culture, traditions, beliefs, and family lineage.
"Look at that Asian guy driving that Ford pickup truck."

"Fucking Banana. Surprised its not a Toyota or Honda."
by M_Dubz152 June 08, 2023
Get the Banana mug.