funa

goint to

im funa eat brakfast.

by Mike May 01, 2003

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike March 04, 2005

Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

by mike March 19, 2004

Stoner Kevin

A person very high on weed and will do a new drug at any given time

your high you must be a stoner kevin

by mike December 14, 2004

Ember

My Girlfriend.

Fight Me.

by Mike June 03, 2003

Wan Di Eggo

One of three major God's of the religion of Free Aloysius. He is one in three with Chris DiBrino and Mark Chavez. Don Hock is currently the general who is the livingly Wan Di Eggo.

We offer our endless war with the Habbits to you our lord, Wan Di Eggo.

by Mike November 13, 2004

together

If you are told you and a friend of the opposite sex are now together you are simply closer friends. This does not mean you are dating or exclusive friends. You are simply trying to get to know each other more without limiting other options but in hopes of becoming a couple. Actions will include talking more and hooking up.

We're not going out but we are together.

by Mike March 29, 2005