MIke's definitions

Elnaz

Some one that really really needs to get laid realllllllyyyyyyyyyyy bad......

EEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u can put ur finger in there.

by Mike March 9, 2005

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004

Shitpimple

Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.

1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile

Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.

by Mike January 27, 2005

cchs

Christopher Columbus High School a school in miami where the kids eat shit all day and learn from some of the coolest teachers and we hate the Belen fags.

mr.delgado taught us world history and shit about chicks in CCHS

by Mike February 8, 2005

clitdodge

a male who is scared to have sexual intercourse with a woman.

Man I thought Josh was cool but he turned out to be a real clitdodge!

by Mike November 20, 2003

makina

A type of rave music. Makina is like Spannish Happyhardcore which is still being made. Usually very cheesey and fast music with a 4/4 bassdrum and fast synth sounds.

Let's go to a Makina rave

by mike March 3, 2005

ozzfest

An annual summer festival which my whole life depends on:-).Started in 96 by Headliner Ozzy Osbourned wife Sharon.Ozzfest became a platform for Nu Metal(which was getting big at the time),it became a place where bands like Korn(2003)Deftones,(hed) pe,slipknot,fear factory(1999)and Snot(1998) could play with Ozzy and 18 other bands.Now that hardcore music is getting big.Ozzfest has a bunch of hardcore/metalcore bands on the feat in 2004.I couldnt be happier.

John:1999 was the best Ozzfest
Me:I agree,2003 had good bands like Korn and Nothingface too,but 99 was better.
John:2004 sucks
Me:dude you suck

by Mike April 25, 2004