MIke's definitions

tazy

Crazy, usually used when the next word will start with a "T," or you change the next word to make it start with a "T" (works well with ch -> t).

Tazy tight
Tazy tewy (chewy)

by Mike April 28, 2006

untouchable

A pretty girl that most men would be afraid to talk to.

I'm so insecure, I could never even ask her for the time. She's just too untouchable.

by Mike June 1, 2002

cock museum

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

by Mike December 31, 2003

Oklabama

Any Redneck US state that involves farming, straw chewing, and chicken fucking.

My buddy just took his big ass 4X4 down to Oklabama to marry his cousin's momma...who just so happens to be his sister.

by Mike November 27, 2003

ducketts

funds

You dog yo got ducketts for this bag

by Mike September 19, 2003

psycho girl

A girl that made a sexual video for her exboyfriend to stay with her. The video spread around the internet in a few days and she is now an internet ledgend. She is called psycho girl because she talks like a serial killer the whole time. Both erotic and scary.

"You love me, Matt" -- Psycho Girl

by mike August 30, 2004

new found glory

Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.

Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!

by Mike December 1, 2004