shtuff

Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.

Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.

by Mike July 23, 2003

Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

goyem

Means "non-jewish"...or not belonging to the jewish community...

note that it is the plural form of "goy"...which is one non-jew

Sorry reverend, I dind't mean to embarass you in front of the goyem

by Mike January 5, 2005

Gimme Moneys

When one says something stupid, say give me moneys meaning put your hand out and im gonna slap ur shit as hard as possible...thus Gimme moneys

Guy 1:(During a sunny summer day) Hey its snowing.
Guy 2: Bitch gimme moneys
Guy1:*puts out had*
Guy 2: *slaps it*STupid shit

by Mike January 14, 2004

Eboni Sawyer

Fine as FUCK!! if you see this girl youd be like DAMN!!! I wanna BEAT that!! she has a phat ass and a banging body!

I hoe Eboni act like a slut.

by Mike May 22, 2003

Brohamming

To bring the wildness with your closest friends.

Hey dave, care for some bro-hamming tonight. But of course broham.

by Mike March 11, 2003

clamnaki

the definition if so great if i told you you would die

omg u gay ass clamnaki

by mike February 21, 2004