MIKE's definitions

puta

A word with three definitions
1-(literary, official) a prostitute.
2-(vernacular, male) a woman who refuses to do what you want.
3-(vernacular, female) a woman you suspect of having a better sex life than you do.

2-Porque olvidaste la cerveza, puta ????
3-Y esta abuela puta con un novio de 20 anos !!!!

by mike December 2, 2004

beer, tits, and slayer

See rock out with your cock out.

by Mike August 26, 2003

Krimpy

(noun)- 1.crazy, unexpected 2.wild, ramped, chaos

Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.

by mike March 3, 2005

Kanye

1. A sore loser.
2. A good rookie, but overshadowed by much better rookies.

1. "Man, why you be kanye?"
2. "He's good, but he's a kanye compared to the others.

by Mike March 19, 2005

Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier

Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight

by MIKE August 28, 2003

pet my poopie

slang term for suck my dick, or play with my cat. only used by Special Blend (the band) and it is copywritten as our trademark

Hey Robert, pet my poopie

by mike March 16, 2003

Mallcore

kids who love hanging out at the mall aka mallrats

heather livingstons friends are so mallcore it discuts me

by mike December 7, 2003