MIKE's definitions

hurdlite

one who believes in the way of the hurdle. worships the hurdle god.

I am a hurdlite.

by mike May 5, 2004

fantastical

of or relating to two objects used in the same sentence or idea that do not normally belong together.

mathematically equal to one (1) lightyear + one (1) standard unit of amazingness

Dragon Pillow? Thats fantastical.

by Mike November 16, 2007

hardee

Noun, Adjective

1. Expressing agreement to an issue
2. Form of greeting between ICQ users
3. Universal reply to any form of expression
4. Often repeated several times, can be transformed by the general form: X-ardee where, after conjugation, X is any enouncible English alphabet.

I'm going to go outside and play some basketball! / Hardee~!~!~!

Yo, wassup? / Hardee jardee mardee pardee...

by mike April 15, 2003

skimboarding

Skimboarding's kinda like trying to skateboard on a quarterpipe that’s coming right at you...A quarterpipe that, if you don’t get there in time, is gonna explode right in your face.

by mike October 6, 2003

MrRandom

Sexy random man. Originates from my house. Call me you bitches!

MrRandom is hawt hawt hawt!

by Mike November 15, 2004

shoulder load

When a man blows his load on someone's shoulder, usually occurs in an MMMF foursome by the awkward third dude.

The mouth was busy, so I totally dropped a shoulder load.

I woke up with a shoulder load today, last night was sketchy.

by Mike January 13, 2006

spill

(v) To take a taste of, hit of, sip of, drag of, pull of. Generally, any form of tasting or taking a small portion of something.

1: "Yo man, lemme get a spill of that rum and coke"
2: "Sure, lemme get a spill of that cigar first"

by Mike February 23, 2005