by Mike January 22, 2004
variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.
by mike May 19, 2003
from globe + lobotomy: violent dissection of the globe,
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.
Kosovo's independence may lead to globotomy with staggering consequences of tearing the world apart.
by Mike February 23, 2008
Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.
by Mike October 15, 2004
Self-absorbed arrogant pricks who assume they are superior to regular protestors for some fake reason.
"We're Protest Warriors! Because we protest Protestors!"
"So you're a protestor?"
"No, Protest WARRIOR."
"So you're a protestor?"
"No, Protest WARRIOR."
by Mike January 21, 2005
by Mike March 17, 2004
n. An NBA team in Cleveland, OH that has had their share of ups and downs in it's 35 years of existance. The likes of Michael Jordan usually dicking them over in the playoffs is mainly responsable for their bad luck in the playoffs in the 90s. Don't think we will ever win a championship but eventually will become contenders soon enough. Usually in a "rebuilding year" if having a crappy season... as with all Cleveland sports.
by Mike December 15, 2004