MIKE's definitions

Shwag

Mediocre Pot.

I spent less and got scwhag, could have spent more and got dank.

by Mike January 13, 2003

beastonster

a person of such amazingness that calling them a beast or a monster is not enough

"damn you are such a beastonster

by mike January 18, 2005

Deshetler

An Adult who is extremly stupid; accessively stupid; in plain terms just the fucking stupidest thing on the face of the earth.

"Oh man i thought 2+7=7...OH MY GOD YOU STUPID DESHETLER, this is Senior year and you STILL don't know shit."

by Mike March 1, 2004

schmoo

Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground

Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head

by Mike November 6, 2004

blueberry

Reference to 80mg Oxycontin tablets commonly used in Boston neighborhoods

I took a blueberry earlier today and I'm still wrecked

by Mike February 11, 2005

pick up line

a normally bad way to pick up girl

Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.

by Mike December 28, 2005

shovelhead

see shovel-head

you dumm shovelhead

by mike June 30, 2004