ME's definitions

bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

by me March 24, 2003

story of the year

one of my favorite bands ever, i think its pretty funny how they mention death in a large majority of their songs, lol

they play my favorite song of all time "In The Shadows"

by me August 19, 2004

big day out

Australian music festival. A tradition, a rite of passage, a necessity to any Aussie music fan. Consistently attracts the biggest artists in the world.
Past acts have been Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Hole, Korn, Metallica, The Strokes, The Prodigy, Blink 182, At The Drive-In, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age.
This year saw Beastie Boys, Slipknot, System of a Down, Chemical Brothers, The Hives, The Streets and more visit the best country in the world.

"Are you going to the Big Day Out this year?"
"Hell yes."

by me January 29, 2005

Gij

a noise uttered when something is really nastily or funkdfied

I saw this old dude at the beach with a thong speedo on. I covered my violated eyes and said GIJ!

by me March 19, 2003

mingeflake

Insult, normally used as a witty alternative.

feck off you stupid fecking mingeflake

wash those mingeflakes off your face you dirty bastard

see him there?? what a feckin mingeflake

by me February 7, 2004

p13n

Personalization. The process of making software adaptable to the requirements of different points of view and interests.

(There are 13 characters between the first "p" and the last "n".)

With Microsoft Sharepoint 2003's great p13n features, serving targeted content to a wide audience is child's play.

by me January 27, 2005

Cuce

The white discharge excreted from a woman's vagina.

"How do you know your boyfriend's cheating on you ?"

"He comes home smelling like cuce. And we hadn't had sex fo a week, so it ain't mine !"

by Me August 1, 2008