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Definitions by MDawg1491

1. A student who loves facts that most people wouldn't give a fuck about. Dresses in glasses, ties, braces, and pocket protectors

2. A piece of the candy of the same name, Nerds.

3. A deogratory term for someone who's engrossed in pop culture.
1. Nerd: Did you know that Bananas have potassium in them, making them slightly radioactive?

Homer Simpson/Jock/Bully: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRD!!!

2. Fat Guy: Want a nerd?

Fat Guy's Hot Girlfriend: Sure thing. You can have a gummy bear in exchange.

3. Target Cashier #1/Betty: Star wars? Huh? I just can't get enough of The Mandalorian on Disney plus!

Target Cashier #2/Henry: Hey Wade! Get a load of Betty! The Star Wars Nerd!

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Yeah! I think she makes fanart of her giving Boba Fett a Plumpkin at a Hot Topic Bathroom!

Target Manager/ Jeff: Wade, Henry, get back to work this instant! And stop making fun of Betty!

Target Cashier #2/ Henry: Okay Boss.

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Won't happen again Jeff.
Nerd by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Euglossa Bazinga

A type of bumblebee named after Sheldon Cooper's catchphrase.
Nerd: Did you know that the bee Euglossa Bazinga was named after Sheldon Cooper's catchphrase?
Homer Simpson: NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!

Ben Shwartz 

An American comedian who is also an actor. Likes to play characters in blue with a need for speed and/or a sense of adventure. Best known for playing Sonic the Hedgehog in the Sonic the Hedgehog movies and Jean-Ralphio Saperstein in Parks and Recreation.
Ben Shwartz: I played Jean-Ralphio Saperstein from Parks and Rec. He was THE WOOOOOOOORST!!!
Ben Shwartz by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Premier Ball

A Poke Ball that's used for special events. Like for catching defeated Raid Bosses or Shadow PKMN in Pokémon Go, and for PKMN Shenanigans in other Pokémon games. Starting from Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald. It has the same rate as a regular Poke Ball, making it useless against 5-Star Raid Bosses, but it looks cooler.
PKMN Trainer 1: Time to use this Premier Ball on this Heatran!
PKMN Trainer 2: Phht, That thing is useless against Legendary PKMN like that.
PKMN Trainer 1: Yeah right.
PKMN Trainer 1 uses the Premier Ball on the Heatran. Not very effective.
PKMN Trainer 1: Oh
PKMN Trainer 2: Told Ya.
Premier Ball by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Spider-Ned 

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.
Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick
Spider-Ned by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Ryan Reynolds 

A Holllywood actor who acts as the comedic protagonist in PG-13 and R rated movies. Known for playing Deadpool.
Comic Con Fan: Yo, It's Ryan Reynolds! Hey! Mr. Reynolds! Come here! I need your autograph!
Ryan Reynolds: Yeah? What do ya need?
Comic Con Fan: Sign my Deadpool toy!
Ryan Reynolds: Ok
*Ryan Reynolds signs deadpool toy*
Comic Con Fan: Thanks!
Ryan Reynolds by MDawg1491 July 1, 2023

The Lemur 

The second most dangerous criminal in the Muppet world. Behind Constantine. Usually seen as a joke that dosen't know the basic rules to double-crossing 101.
European Civilian 1: OMG! It's the Lemur! The second most dangerous criminal!
European Civilian 2: Don't worry about him. He's not a real threat. We should be worring about Constantine. Also, that Lemur costume makes him look so adorable!
The Lemur by MDawg1491 July 1, 2023