MAtt's definitions
Dude, Don't do it. That girl is a One N Ten. You'll get one thing you want, And ten things you don't.
by Matt March 31, 2005
Get the one n tenmug. Yonkers is not just some "ghetto north of the Bronx" that people think. 7/8 of Yonkers is not ghetto. In the east side, the outer borough waste stops at the city line and segues into a diverse, small-city atmosphere similar to that of the Bronx or Brooklyn when they were in their prime before the 1970s. The most heterogenous place in Westchester, Yonkers is almost seen as its own county. It is home to great Italian restaurants like Ferrara's and Valentino's, a wealth of Irish culture on McLean Avenue, and of course, Stew Leonard's and the signature racetrack. Definitely not a city to write off as "Bronx North" or just another Westchester suburb.
Though often less than picturesque, and with bad schools and a bad reputation and moderate crime in the southwest, there's nothing quite like it.
by Matt November 4, 2004
Get the Yonkersmug. by matt March 28, 2003
Get the analpiratemug. by Matt December 10, 2003
Get the Tah-Pooziemug. 
while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows
she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.
by Matt April 10, 2004
Get the tear jerkermug. by Matt March 19, 2004
Get the fildomug.