MAtt's definitions

Man hole cover

A cover protecting a mans ass, usually used in jail.

"Man, should of gotten a man hole cover!"

by Matt January 25, 2004

beastial

Huge massive cock like oversized, way oversized, mofo would mother fuckin kill you with that thing

That guy's cock was beastial.
It was so beastial that it ripped her a new one. In fact 2 new ones

by Matt February 7, 2005

shinji ikari

The whiny pussy with no backbone that is responsible for the fate of the world in the anime series Neon genesis Evangelion. He pilots Unit 1, Berserker.

Dammit Shinji, just pilot the damn Eva!

by Matt August 22, 2003

mizzo

To be experiencing misery.

Yeah Malcolm was full mizzo about losing his erection during sex.

by matt November 18, 2007

tart

A overtly homosexual individual who's actions/demeanor are so flaming that TART is among the first four letter words to spring to mind. Plural form is tarts.

-"What the fuck, look at those two guys make out!"
-"My god, what fucking tarts."

by Matt March 6, 2003

klopatchistan

The Democratic, Communist, Republican Dictatorship of Klopatchistan, a small country in the middle east major exports include escape kits, terroist training, vodka, and DIY volcanos. population 12 but looking for new members at klopatchistan.org.uk

"klopatchistan is the greatest country in the world"

by matt April 3, 2005

Jiblets/Gibs

Originated by Baller Ben and Jibmasta Masta Eric at a certain Minnesotan high school that has hella lotta hoochies
is a diss or just word like yo ginie
u kno shit like that.

hey u little giblet go to hell i hate u

man my woman been giving me lottsa jib love aka crabs in the puss

by matt December 3, 2004