strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.

"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."

by Matt August 03, 2004

keen

Something so cool and original and great that everyone loves it so much; something that is super swell

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA

Man these chocolate chip cookies are Keen; Dude that book is so keen; The white spot is super keen

by Matt November 14, 2004

blinkage

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

by Matt July 05, 2003

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

stonker

Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.

Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

by Matt July 23, 2004

gwen stefani

See Yoko Ono and replace "The Beatles" with "Bush."

Gavin Rosdale is whipped for Gwen, not that I can blame him....

by Matt January 26, 2005