MAtt's definitions

suicide by cop

Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.

Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.

by Matt March 7, 2004

titty mcfuck tarts

arguable the most offencive comment in the english language, extreemly offencive, because asians cannot say this word,

Man 1: You're A Gay Homo
Man 2: STFU titty mcfuck tarts
Man 1: im sorry mr man 2....im gonna go cry myself into a comma if u dont mind....

by Matt June 18, 2006

religion

A strong belief and following in a higher/supreme being. Many follow a strict code of moral conduct which can vary from religion to religion. A very sensative subject to most people. One of the main causes of war and violence. If you want to piss someone off very fast, attack their religion.

Famous examples include the Jesuites vs. the Japanese in the 14th century and modern Christians vs. everyone else.

by Matt August 9, 2005

hilary duff

a very hot,young woman with great talents in everything she does. whoever doesnt like her is just jealous because shes better than all of you low-lives.

"look its hilary duff! wut a hottie!"

by Matt April 20, 2005

Creshendo

when a man's penis is hard and he is ejackulating sperm

Holy Shit, look at that guys creshendo!

by Matt November 22, 2003

comedy pyramid

A game played on the radio where callers ring up on the topic at hand and try and have the funniest quip.

by matt October 22, 2003

gufaffel

To laugh. A mixture of the words Guffaw and Laff.

by matt September 4, 2003