MAtt's definitions

tittybiscuits

baffled; puzzled; upset; The expression used to show dismay in an uncomprimising situation.

You won't go out with me? Titty biscuits!!

by Matt June 23, 2003

buck rugly mcfugly

Describes the ugliest of uglies. Someone who was beaten repeatedly with the ugly stick.

"Eww! That girl isn't buck fugly, she's RUCK bugly mcfugly!

by matt October 23, 2003

spawling

The flaring of the buttocks.

Jewel's wide spawling emitted a fart that tainted the air of the room.

by Matt September 6, 2003

shuse me

same as "excuse me", however, when you say "excuse me" you are asking politly. "shuse me" is to be said while pushing someone out of the way.

Shuse me! ::push::

by Matt November 4, 2003

shoes

Another word that is associated with "cool", "awesome", and "tight". Usually used to confuse others.

I really think that Brian is totally shoes!

by matt April 6, 2005

conploy

Conploy means 'to employ someone with the intention of firing them'. Its etymology comes from 'con', meaning a rip off or scam and 'ploy', the ending of the word 'employ' on which this word is based.

(Source and origin: www.insidereality.net/index.php?itemid=281)

"I can't believe he conployed you"
"I was conployed"

by Matt April 22, 2005

stroked on

While playing basketball,he goes to shoot, you jump up to stuff his shot, he shoots just before you're there and he swishes it right in your face

"man you got stroked on"

by matt May 30, 2003