duckegg

Referring to someone as an idiot or being stupid.

Bunyan you duckegg!!

by Mark March 17, 2005

blogosphere

A word created with the soul purpose to be the worst sounding thing ever, second only to the originating term blog which is then only usurped by douche.

Michelle was talking about the Blogosphere, and so I vomited on her shoes.

by mark September 16, 2005

flaming flamingo

when you light someones pubes on fire and then you jiz on them to get the fire out

i love flaming flamingos

by mark December 11, 2003

turdomizer

Usually a female, gay male, or really sick dude that likes to not only eat ass but have the attended half-push a turd log out so it can be sucked like a stinky dink.

Yo... I don't know about your boy Jason... Susie said he was honking on her stinky dink like a mad turdomizer.

by Mark May 03, 2005

cretension

when theres tension between you and your crew

damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden

by mark April 12, 2004

Muppet baby

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.

B-Boy, you fucking muppet baby!!

by Mark September 06, 2004

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

by Mark April 21, 2005