MAX's definitions

dick whisker

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).

Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.

by Max December 30, 2004

premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

by max September 17, 2004

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

shivam

a kid that is extremely ugly. He likes to lie and beatbox in order to try to be cool. Of course he is retarted. He looks indian but can be confused to a paki. He thinks he is a pimp but he is really gay and likes to suck other indian dicks.

Shivam stop beatboxing, you look like a retard
Does it ever get uglier then a shivam.

by max March 7, 2005

feash

can mean what ever your looking at, can be something bad or a slag

yo pass me the feash or your such a feash

by max April 17, 2005

represent

Something said by dumbass yuppie posers in order to get thier ass kicked.

Marlow: Represent, yo!
*THWACK*

by Max May 11, 2004