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kurombo

Japanese for nigger. A really rude word.
all the kurombos are eating fried chicken
by max December 20, 2004
mugGet the kurombomug.

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.
by max December 12, 2004
mugGet the santorummug.

maximus

A product used for penis enlargement.
I went to the store to buy Maximus so I could impress my girlfriend in the sack
by max March 29, 2004
mugGet the maximusmug.

Chemical Brothers

Artist who blend industrial metal and techno together.
The Chemical Brothers are some of the greatest artists ever!
by Max September 15, 2003
mugGet the Chemical Brothersmug.

Archeaux

Crazy randomness, but in a totally lame way.
"Archeaux is banworthy, you know."
by Max January 18, 2004
mugGet the Archeauxmug.

diarrati

The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)
by Max December 30, 2004
mugGet the diarratimug.

pentax

The makers of the fantastic SV camera. Top drawer.
"Can I touch your pentax"
by max May 1, 2005
mugGet the pentaxmug.

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