uckls

"My girlfriend left me"
"Lol...that uckls"
by Max March 03, 2005
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tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.
"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."
by Max September 20, 2004
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ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.
Some ham and egger came into my work today.
by Max December 27, 2003
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lunkass

n.

1. Someone who is incapable of mobilizing themselves.

adj.

1. Extremely absurd or tedious.
2. Not pertaining to anything of true importance.
n.
"He could come out tonight but he's being a lunkass and playing X-Box"

adj.
"That test was fucking lunkass"
"I would come over but I have to do lunkass chores"
by Max June 17, 2004
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brang

to put a small puffy dog in his carrying case, zip it up, and swing him around as if he were in a mini airplane
1)come here doggie im gonna brang you!!!
2)dude stop branging my dog, its making him sick
by max March 12, 2005
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Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.
I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.
by Max March 08, 2005
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russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.
"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"
by max May 16, 2005
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