MAX's definitions

pucci

a guy who lets the girl take complete control in the relationship, he's her biatch

nasser is pucci, if he could get a girlfriend

by max November 13, 2003

n/u

A really ugly African language, advertised by the Discovery Channel. Makes you sound like a broken PC speaker.

n/u nt'a kan't'u 'kakn' unu' t'o t'o!

by max August 9, 2004

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giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 7, 2004

vassili zaitsev

An awesoem Russian sniper from the Urals, made more famous by 'Enemy at the Gates'. Promised to kill 150 germans in Stalingrad, but came one shy. Killed 40 within a 10 day period, and 400 in total.

Watch enemy at the gates, not an example, a demand

by max May 10, 2005

razored

waking up after a night of drinking covered in blood.

dude...i don't know how it happened, but i got fuckin' razored last night.

by max March 1, 2008

NEWSOM

red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made

i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me

by MAX January 30, 2003

chrismahanukwanzakah

Among the catchiest ad campaigns since, 'I like Ike'

it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you

by Max December 4, 2004