russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

by max May 16, 2005

shivam

a kid that is extremely ugly. He likes to lie and beatbox in order to try to be cool. Of course he is retarted. He looks indian but can be confused to a paki. He thinks he is a pimp but he is really gay and likes to suck other indian dicks.

Shivam stop beatboxing, you look like a retard
Does it ever get uglier then a shivam.

by max March 08, 2005

loose

When you are not quite sober and not quite drunk. Your game is at its best at this point.

I had two beers last night and was really loose.

by Max January 10, 2005

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max September 20, 2004

X & Y

The name of Coldplay's forthcoming album, which will undoubtedly be massive.

'X & Y' - a combination of oldplay and boldplay

by max May 16, 2005

sweater globes

Breasts.

That babe's got amazing sweater globes.

by max August 11, 2008

Armin van Buuren

1. Over-rated.
2. To get famous with other peoples good music

Totally, Yeah! right Over-rate: "AvB is god!"

by Max May 21, 2003