MAX's definitions

tardmuffin

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

by mAx August 1, 2004

PMS

pioneer middle school, a hell hole of a place, but u gotta learn...haha...lol...bs

at PMS we got 6 periods a day

by max December 4, 2004

PezMullet

PezMullet = Homme extraordinaire ayant l'avantage d'avoir deux phallus.

Cet homme a su faire plaisir à deux femmes en même temps, il est un vrai PezMullet

by Max December 6, 2003

Barrow in Furness

Ideally situated between Heysham Nuclear power station to the south, the faltering Sellafield Nuclear reprocessing plant to the north and The Nuclear Submarine Facility in the town centre. The background radiation gives Barrow a Mediterranean climate.
Residents of Barrow also enjoy 20% unemployment, chronic heroin addiction (dubbed Heroin Capital of the North), extreme violence and the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Barrow can also proudly claim to have 3 of the its shore lines in Britains top 10 polluted beaches.

So why not try a place with a difference and try Barrow!

"The Seaside town, that they forgot to close down"

by max January 14, 2004

Cuddle Buddy

two people who enjoy the affection of one another. In some cases, this may lead to friends with benefits or a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.

Friend: dude so did you get some head last night?

Friend2: Dawg, we are just cuddle buddies!

by max May 13, 2005

maximustard

my name after i was crowned

my name is maximustard

by max March 17, 2004

pager

(noun) a drug addict (usually a crackhead) who sells, or procures for sale, stolen items in order to support his or her drug habit.

That pager wanted money for a rock so he tried to sell me a camera.

by max March 10, 2004