bray

to chastise with the upmost of force
my tea was cold so i brayed my bird til she gipped
by Matty November 29, 2004
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joysus rarust

it came from me and dooge a long long time ago, it means jesus christ
Matt: man what the hell?
Dooge: man joysus rarust just shutss aopsss
by matty November 07, 2004
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gog

'Gog' person of north walian decent from the Welsh word 'Gogledd' as opposed to 'fuckwit' used to describe South Walians.
North or south Wales?
North.
Gog then?
yep, you?
Nope, from the south me, i'm a fuckwit.
too right you are
by Matty April 01, 2005
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whackidextreous

1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.
kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.
by matty January 26, 2005
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dead leg

its where you smash somebody in the leg really hard and there leg goes like numb, and they have trouble moving it because you just smashed it.
Dooge: man just shuts aop!
Matt: DEAD LEG!!!(smash)
Dooge: ow man shits!
by matty November 07, 2004
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Valley Girl

The name given to a girl from the Welsh Valleys. Usually a pikey, a scally or chav, they like to wear gold jewelery and have dirty bleached hair. The male equivalent is a valley boy.
by MATTY May 27, 2004
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PED

my ped is fat
by matty November 20, 2003
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