Douch-it

Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.

"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."

by Matt May 13, 2005

sheep hair

When a girls cunt is extremely hairy

Erin's sheep hair looked like steel wool.

by Matt September 30, 2003

poser

1. A puzzeling question.
2. One who poses.
3. Commonly mistaken for poseur

If you're going to use it spell it right! It's poseur, not "poser."

by Matt May 13, 2006

wounded pirate

another term for an angry pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."

by Matt September 01, 2004

ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.

The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.

by matt February 05, 2004

Children of Bodom

A fucking great scandinavian metal band, with some of the best guitar riffs ever. Alexi Laiho is god.

Children of Bodom ripped my fucking head off last night.

by matt November 13, 2004

8(o)8

The goatse.cx smiley

www.goatse.cx

by matt June 04, 2003