MATT's definitions

The Dirty Digit

To insert a finger into the anus

"What a surprise! not only did she swallow the lot, but I got The Dirty Digit as well"

by Matt February 3, 2003

beautiful

1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.
2. Excellent; wonderful.

Ex: Lindsay

by matt December 9, 2003

gapish

A style of clothing characterized by a classic, conservative, clean cut appearance.

Monica said, "Damn, Matt looks so gapish with his khaki pants and sketcher shoes.

by Matt November 9, 2004

Cat's Cradle

also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion

I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me.

by Matt April 14, 2005

upland girls

the hottest girls ever. really down to earth girls and chill. all the guys want these girls there so damn hotttt

curry, lizzy ade, kerry, brooke, care, maybe jas?

by matt February 16, 2005

jitter

A "jitter" is a slang term usually used in reference to a skater or a person that wears baggy clothes, hoodies and listens to mostly rock music (including punk rock).

"You'll probably find some jitters at the skatepark."
"Who's listening to jitter music?"

by Matt April 21, 2005

illinoising

1. (A.) The quality of being both annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois at the same time.

2. (A.) The quality of being annoying while being physically located in the state of Illinois.

3. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois.

4. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and being physically located in the state of Illinois.

I met my cousin in Chicago last weekend for lunch, and, man, was she Illinoising me! She wouldn't stop talking!

by Matt January 14, 2005