Log Taster

A person who enjoys eating shit. One who likes to ingest poo.
Did you see that German Sheisse video? That bitch was a log taster!
by Matt November 10, 2003
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swoller

swoller (v.):
1. To consume a beverage by way of drinking.
2. To engage in the act of swollering.

Other forms: swollered, swollering, did swoller
Can I have a swoller of that thar whiskey?
by Matt December 16, 2004
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CSI

CSI stands for "Crime Scene Investigation," which as the name implies are a group of individuals, usually forensic scientists, within a police force who examine and process a crime scene and the evidence found there. It is also a show on CBS with reruns on SpikeTV. There are three forms of the show: CSI, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York. Many claim that CSI is CBS's stylized response to the show Law & Order on NBC. However, the television show is just a glamorized, more "viewer friendly" view of the real CSI job.
(Taken from www.vgcats.com) "In the normal world, CSI, or Crime Scene Investigators, collect and analyze information on a crime. Their findings are then passed on to the detectives and other authorities as the criminal case makes its way down the system. However, in TV, show the CSI investigators take on nearly all aspects of the case. Even arresting and interviewig suspects. Making them some sort of Judge Dredd enforcement officer. A complete package of Judge, Jury, and Executer."
Although I like CSI and Law & Order, I personally prefer Law & Order because it's more realistic. Also, since I'm pre-law, I was upset with the court scenes on CSI.
by Matt September 08, 2005
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kev car

a car with modifications on it to make it look fast when it isnt. they are usualy about 15 to 10 years old and are driven mainly by gay, weak scallys who cant read and think they can beat up everyone cos they can drive and actually like dance music
some gay scallys were driving their kev car and it was so crap it fell apart
by matt July 02, 2003
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wicked deuce

The act of taking a shit. Deuce = 2. Having to take a number 2.
I had to leave class early so that I could run home and take a wicked deuce.
by Matt August 26, 2003
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Nuccuhz

An std that is contracted by the African American race.
Yo, Nuccuhz
by Matt February 04, 2004
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Flibbity Flobbity Flu

A new way ffor people to say in the hizzy fo shizzy.
by MATT October 28, 2003
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