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bonquesha

bonquesha can also be a guy named jimmy who is gay ;)
he likes men. he's bonquesha
by Matt February 16, 2003
mugGet the bonqueshamug.

bottle bag

A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket
Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate
by Matt October 20, 2004
mugGet the bottle bagmug.

Mind of Mencia

A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.
Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.
by Matt August 3, 2005
mugGet the Mind of Menciamug.

quarter pounder with mayo

a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds
by matt July 26, 2003
mugGet the quarter pounder with mayomug.

Crazy BOI

sum1 totally crazeeeeeeeeeee
MAtt Greenbank is a perfect example
by Matt August 5, 2004
mugGet the Crazy BOImug.

Carwash

when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.
I gave the girl last night a carwash.
by Matt September 20, 2005
mugGet the Carwashmug.

the clap

gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra
Ugh, dude you have the clap!
by Matt January 5, 2004
mugGet the the clapmug.

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