MATT's definitions

wank stain

Sperm which has got into clothes or furniture that won't come out

the other night when i was wanking, i got this nasty wank stain all over my carpet

by Matt August 14, 2003

NSBM

(Acronym) A standard etla for a devout catholic/christian who believes in No Sex Before Marraige.

Man, don't hook up with Maria, wont get anywhere, shes so NSBM!

by Matt July 26, 2004

Overholser

Gauging your friend's level of acceptance with your potential participation in a homosexual act(s) or performance(s)

Chris "overholsed" his friends when he told them that the girl he was dating used to strap one on with her ex-boyfriend.

After the "overholsing" Brady was really conflicted on pursuing his late night rendevous with Josh at the lifeguard stand

by Matt January 13, 2004

shcockass

see cockass - colloquial version

you're a shcockass!

by matt November 13, 2003

heel-toe

A dance originated in the south

I can heel toe well bitch

by MaTT January 2, 2005

Chaunse

Basically a kid who sucks ass and at life. It originated from the kids of EP High School and Chaska High School.

Kiel Hockett is one big chaunse.

by Matt April 19, 2005

fahorglingrads

The way that Coach Z of Homestarrunner.com pronounces fhqwgads.

Fahorglingrads just can't get enough of Strong Bad.

by Matt April 14, 2004