MATT's definitions

politics

The fastest way to piss off anybody and make enemies.

See Republican vs. Democrat.

by Matt June 25, 2004

stylesauceburg

If you have nothing else to say and need to express yourself.

Expresses coolness, lameness and everything in between.

Coupled with other vocabulary expanding words like : Old School, ripping it up, website and beard hilarity can ensue.

WHOOOOOOOOA! Eric is ripping it up oldschool www.stylesauceburg.org/beard!

by Matt November 6, 2004

bite the sidewalk

A violent act where one man makes another man put his teeth on the curb, then stomps on his head.

by matt October 24, 2003

shaking your lettuce

when a girl has a piss in public

look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.

by matt November 13, 2003

rj

short for Rim job

so what if i didn't wipe, give me an rj!

by matt January 8, 2004

Shocks

1.Huge tits, with lots of clevage.
2.Lots of plastic in them tits.

Damn, shes got some nice shocks

by matt November 29, 2004

mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

by Matt July 7, 2003