Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her Vagina
by matt July 16, 2003
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g unit

Nick name for Matty, a.k.a "unit" for short. He recieved this title for his hockey team.
Whats up G-Unit! Unit's gonna get fucked!
by matt November 26, 2003
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shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass
Chris, you're such a shitbrick
by Matt March 15, 2005
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Samhain

One of the 8 Sabbats of pegan religions. Celebrated on Oct, 31 of every year.
I had a fun Smahain.
by Matt February 10, 2005
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Idioteque

Thom Yorke's vision of a society (presumably today's), where people are increasingly more obsessed with pointless technology, selfishness and mindless entertainment than life itself.
I fucking hate living in this idioteque world.
by Matt June 03, 2003
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the bends

1. the most badass radiohead CD ever created. its was their second and best
the bends kicks fucking ass
by matt August 06, 2004
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cockfire

when yur fucking a girl that can no longer get wet, and the friction builds up so quick that yur dick and her puss become aflame
hey bitch look at my cockfire.
your dry puss has set my bush on fire, and it smells like shit!!
by matt March 11, 2005
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