Definitions by MATT

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her Vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

Quief by matt July 16, 2003

dwofa 

a scally sayin do you want a fight

dwofa! yar mate! im hard

dwofa by matt July 13, 2003

banner ads 

Normally small, long animated pictures used on websites by advertisers to catch the attention of surfers to bring in traffic(hits, visits) to their website.

That banner ad was about gay male porn.

banner ads by matt July 9, 2003

surfingsuicune 

Guy who hangs around; drunk; wanderer; person who scares you in general; lover of TMTH.

surfingsuicune::bastardized english. (n). See above definitions.

surfingsuicune by Matt July 8, 2003

4:20

Time for pot

It's 420, grab my bong jonathon jim jack joe

4:20 by Matt July 8, 2003

mechaphiliac 

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

mechaphiliac by Matt July 7, 2003

blinkage 

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

blinkage by Matt July 5, 2003