MATT's definitions

pi

A number having no end. Pi is proof of an immortal mathematical phenomena and that a phenomena can have no end. If Pi is a never ending number than it has endless data and the true number of Pi cannot be stored in any computer or memorized by any brain (except by the brain of God).

And just for kicks
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982

by Matt March 7, 2004

chotch

To exemplify the actions of Brett Sullivan

That kid is such a chotch! He reminds me of Brett.

by matt February 1, 2005

male ale

spunk, cum, jizz, a drink of

She'll be drinking my male ale tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006

giv'r

canadian expression meaning let it all go, smoke some weed and let the good times roll.

see giver, just give'r

"just giv'r!" - FUBAR

by matt October 3, 2004

almy

lazy in bed; like when you are doing this chick and all she does is just lay there.

i brought this hot chick home last night, but she sucked in bed. She just almyed.

by matt July 21, 2003

Tomasian

An "Asian" who is exhibiting a healthy red glow, often caused by the "Asian" being inebriated by a relatively low dose of alcohol.

"You're such a Tomasian Huy!!!"

by Matt February 20, 2005

Wookie

Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"

Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star wars

by Matt March 3, 2005