MATT's definitions

Viki'ism

beautiful, lovely, amazing girlfriend, the most amazing trait possible

The homophobic Viki'ist, attracted many a glance.

by Matt October 21, 2003

foolspeak

Aka Toolspeak, a popular chatroom. A place where idiots can go to whine, flood and talk shit.

"Foolspeak is once again a burning wasteland."

by Matt October 14, 2003

Groundhoggin It

Groundhoggin It: when one has to take a shit and it is trying to sneak out and you force it back up there and it does the same thing again and again until you eventually let nature take its course in the bathroom.

Dad i have to take a dump. Groundhog it son

by Matt May 26, 2004

mm

Medicinal Marijuana.

It's the good stuff.

by Matt September 1, 2004

lolz0rs

lolz0rs originates from the original phrase used by 9 year olds, lol, which means "Laugh out Loud" but this particular variant is used by geekdorks, startrek/scifi fans and the like..

"lolz0rs I am teh Bork!!!11one"

by Matt September 19, 2004

knuckle nuts

getting hit in the balls

Trever asked Bob to hit him in the balls for pleasure.

by Matt August 28, 2003

Gorp

A Gorp is someone that sits in the bath tub and farts, then pops the bubbles with their nose.

Jeeze fart-bubble-popper, you're such a gorp!

by Matt March 17, 2003