500 definitions by MARK

pit crew

A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.

A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.

I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.

My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.

by MARK March 31, 2004

gg no re k thx

A popular Battle.net expression used to denote a substantial victory followed by no rematch. Often given before the fact in error. Literally: good game, no rematch, thanks

OMFG I TOTALLY PWNED j00!!! GG NO RE THX

by MARK July 3, 2003

bonker

WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job

I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.

by MARK December 19, 2003

fjork

to violently stab someone with the male reproductive organ. this makes your feel like a king.

bah, it was the best fjork ever

by MARK November 24, 2003

BTL

below the line. refers to someone that is below a certain "line" of social stature

This club sucks. Too many BTLs.

by MARK December 6, 2010

civ

1) Sid Meiyer's civilization. The best game series ever created.
2) any game that you cant stop playing for more then 3 hours.

Civ 4 will destroy my life.

Man, master of orion totally cived me.

by MARK July 6, 2004

Jeep YJ

An American 4x4 first built by AMC as a replacement to the CJ7. Named the Wrangler, this model was produced starting in 1986 and ending in 1996. It was was known mainly for it's square headlights. A total of 632,231 YJ Wranglers were built in its production run.

The Jeep YJ forded through the shallow river.

by MARK April 6, 2005