turbulence

A perfectly respectable research topic and excuse for wasting the last 5 years of my life.

I can't come home for Christmas Mom, I'm studying turbulence.

by Mark December 14, 2004

henweigh

a play on words joke, used when driving near a farm. may variations exist

look a henweigh.....

What's a hen weigh?

.... about 5 pounds

by Mark November 29, 2004

pwnd

4 wr0d n00bs u53 wh3n th3y ch4t 0n the 1nt3rn3t. 5p3ll3d pwnd 0r pwned. Fr0m t3h l00z3r5 th3t br0t j00 wr0d5 5uch 4s 00ber, n00b, r0xx0rs, 4nd 1337.

1 n3v3r u53 h4ck3rsp33k, th3r3f0r3 1 n3v3r u53 pwn.

by Mark November 18, 2003

Junk

Male Anatomy - Penis and testicles

Ted put his junk on Gary's forhead and took a picture for Wayne.

by Mark April 11, 2003

chicken pig

fat useless fuk that will try to all the drumstix before the grandchild can wake up and have some for dinner

fuk get the kids hands out the way before she devours them too

by Mark August 01, 2004

oy kaboy

hebrew term for the english term oy

Oy kaboy! I can't believe you just said that.

by mark March 08, 2005

pufta

Can mean either 'gay' literally or as an offense

Dak pufta. - He's gay
Xint pufta imqaxxar - You're a shaved gay

by Mark July 09, 2004