MARK's definitions

Pogie

Korean slang for the female genitalia.

I really need to get me pogie

by Mark January 21, 2005

lowlz

See lol. A form of "LOL", but horribly misspelled. Typically used by kids trying to be clever with their friend in making variations of lol. All are guilty of using this phrase once in their internet life. Origin is unknown, but it is a good bet it spawned from the illiterate 13 year olds playing counter-strike.

Illiterate 13 y/o #1: LIEK OMFG I SO PWNED HIM WHILE I WAS EATING DENNY'S AND PLAYING QAUKE 3 (Quake 3)!!!!!!

Illiterate 13 y/o #2: LOWLZ LIEK GRAND SLAM, NOT TEH MEAL!!!

by Mark December 23, 2003

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.

"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"

by Mark November 10, 2003

Jerkhammer

A prick who forces guys to take a shit in the same bathroom.

"Hey, come in here and do your business. I don't mind! NOW!"

by Mark December 10, 2004

KirkRuff

A person that is out of control when drunk and can't remember anything the next day about what he said. Usually seems like everything is muted and hard to understand. Can barely walk.

Man, last night was out of control. I was a total KirkRuff.

by Mark December 4, 2004

foard

a neatly shaven taint smeared with feces

in the heat of passion,she proceded to lick my foard

by mark December 17, 2003

Latin Lover

Derived from a DJ in Cancun that describe the lonely hispanic man in all white.

Term for a spanish wanna be pimp but comes of more like a sad, pathetic, lonely spainard.

Guy 1: Dude whats up with that guy over there
Guy 2: He's Spainard
Guy 1: Ooooooo.....a latin lover

by Mark April 20, 2005