500 definitions by MARK

Muffinology

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.

by MARK September 21, 2004

stingl

To rip someone a new one from your holier-than-thou throne of judgement while thinking you are helping them.

Nice work Dave, you totally stingled her ass last night at Tim Horton's.

by MARK April 1, 2005

Bobby's helmet

The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.

Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!

by MARK November 25, 2003

fallonM

The hottest girl to ever play nexus

You just wish you looked like fallon

by MARK April 19, 2005

goofy

gay, homosexual,

wow that guy over there is goofy. he does men

by MARK December 28, 2004

up stinkhole cove

A term often reserved for the act of anal intercourse. See also up the pumper

"Shit man, I thought that bitch was finally gonna let me take a cruise up stinkhole cove last night, but she screamed: 'Lordy Hank, I told you I don't take it up the pumper!'"

by MARK November 23, 2003

Falls Church City

Yes, we may only be two square miles in size, but our population exceeds 10,000 and it takes approximately 10-15 minutes to get from one side of town to the other, depending on traffic. Nonetheless, we are the city where, literally, everybody knows your name. You grew up with the same kids, you know everyone's past; who they've dated, what grade they received on their last test, what street they live on and how many dogs their family owns. Our only high school is George Mason (not to be confused with George Mason University), and is one of the highest ranked in the country; despite being public, the typical graduating class is below 200. When asked where you live, DC is the most accurate response, seeing as we are 7 miles from the Nation's Capital...saying Northern Virginia simply doesn't do it justice (a commonly abused and over-used phrase). We know what the Metro is, and we use it too. Liberal, diverse (in our acceptance of all cultures), filled with opportunity, what's not to love? You are 5 minutes away, both directions, from anything and everything you need. It's fabulous, I love it, and I couldn't imagine growing up anywhere other than Falls Church, the city I call home.

Person A: Where are you From?
FCC Resident: Northern Virginia
Person A: Me too! I'm From Manassas.
FCC Resident: I'm 7 minutes away from DC...and I don't have a southern accent!

by MARK April 13, 2005