MARK's definitions

prevert

synonym for the word pervert. Used in "Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to stop worrying and love the bomb", a movie.

Those communist preverts are trying to harvest are bodily fluids.

by Mark June 11, 2004

fjork

to violently stab someone with the male reproductive organ. this makes your feel like a king.

bah, it was the best fjork ever

by mark November 24, 2003

flobby

Abi Bygrave

Gav:Do some sit ups
Abi:Are you calling me flobby?

by mark October 1, 2003

hork

to smoke, usu. in reference to marijuana

Hey Joe, want to come and hork this pipe with me?

by mark September 2, 2003

stingl

To rip someone a new one from your holier-than-thou throne of judgement while thinking you are helping them.

Nice work Dave, you totally stingled her ass last night at Tim Horton's.

by Mark March 31, 2005

pit crew

A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.

A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.

I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.

My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.

by Mark March 31, 2004

Ocean Monger

Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.

While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.

"What an Ocean Monger!"

by Mark January 18, 2004