MANofCARS's definitions

8==>~

A group of symbols used to describe a penis that is cumming. Usually used on IM or through texting.

Break Down:

8-balls
=-shaft(each equal sign is used to represent 1 inch)
>-head
~-cum

Ben: "What happened last night with you and Sara?"
Jerry: "8==>~"
"that's all I can say!"
Ben: "Shit man. I sorry."

by ManOfCars April 18, 2009

*()*

Used while texting to promote an action. Usually contains a verb or action word. Used without the "()" parentheses.

Sam: "My dog just died."
Mark: "Ah, Sam, I feel so bad for you. He was your best friend. *sniffle*"
Sam: "I'm gonna go cry over his grave now. *cry*"

Note: parentheses are not not used;
-Wrong: *()*
-Right: **

by ManOfCars June 14, 2009

Pimpet

A female pimp. It's a simple as that!

That chick back there was a total pimpet! Did yah see her?

by ManOfCars May 11, 2009

Bull Sperm

Usually referred to as Monster Energy Drinks. Bull sperm makes you crazy and wild like Latin bull.

Rico:"Dude...what are you drinking?"
Jessy:"A monster...ahh...I just spilled spilled some up my nose!"
Rico:"Haha...now you have bull sperm in your nose!"

by ManOfCars June 18, 2009

Bluntaversary

The one year, one month, and so on, anniversary of the first time you smoked a blunt. A true day to remember. And what do you do to celebrate? Roll another blunt!

Tex: "Dude, guess what today is!?"
Marko: "What?"
Tex: "It's my bluntaversary!"
Marko: "What are you gonna do to celebrate?"
Tex: "Roll another blunt! Wanna join me in celebrating?"
Marko: "Sure dude!"

by ManOfCars June 15, 2009

Fuck Me Proper

1. To get fucked until you have become proper or have learned your lesson. Usually said after one has done something really bad.

2. When having sexual intercourse, one does a position or sexual activity wrong causing the other person/partner to yell out "FUCK ME PROPER!"

Joe: "Should I put it here?"
Jamie: "Fuck me proper!"

by ManOfCars June 22, 2009

Text Block

While in class or an important meeting where texting is prohibited, one uses a book, wall, backpack, person, etc blocking the view of you texting from the teacher/instructor.

Ryan: "He Sally, I need to use your backpack as a text block."
Sally: "Ok, just don't make it obvious!"

by ManOfCars March 4, 2009