MAC's definitions

Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004

DICK WORM

can be used to describe literally anything or anyone or any action.

throw them dick worms up!
you are such a dick worm....
dick worms unite

by MAC September 15, 2004

Locomotion

To start movement after all movement has ceased, usually used while driving an automobile.

"Come on people! Let's do the locomotion!"

by Mac May 28, 2003

omglolwtf

Three emotions, put into words, following eachother in quick succesion. Blunt Amazement, "Oh my God." Slight Amusement, "Laughing out loud." followed by Blank Confusion/Crude Amazement, "What the fuck?"

You are playing some sort of counter-strike like game. A friend of yours, or just someone you know, leaps over someone else's head(omg), looks down(lol), and plants a killing shot in his face(wtf?).

by mac May 2, 2004

jabooty

informal for a person from Dijibouti, the country in Africa.

He is a jabooty, born and raised

by mac March 6, 2005

c-deez

reference to testicles

did i tell you i went shopping at the music store? i didn't? well then, by all means...c-deez nutz.

by mac May 30, 2003

butt-housed

extremely wasted, drunk, inebriated, tanked, sloshed, blasted

That choch is totally butt-housed. He won't be throwin the ball around like the boys tonight.

by Mac April 17, 2003