Dadaism

Something pretentious wankers claim knowledge of to appear intelligent.
"Dadaism truly encaptulates mans struggle for identity"
"Maybe so, but I just asked where the toilet is."
by luke October 04, 2003
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offie

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back
by luke October 14, 2003
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ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die
by luke December 09, 2003
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emothon

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.
nik bell from grindon hall
by luke April 08, 2005
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futurama

Set in the future, where robots humans and aliens live together.
Benders Most used words:
1.Ass
2.Dafodile
3.shiny
4.my
5.bite
6.pimpmobile
7.chump
8.chumpette
by Luke April 24, 2005
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spliff

a cigarette comprising of a mixture of tobacco from a pouch or straight and the ganja of your choice. This is then rolled preferably in a king sized lightweight slim Rizla with roach.
sensi is weed, and weed is ganja man.
ganja my weed, and weed is marajuana.
by luke February 01, 2004
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haha claws

Play on the words "baja claws", a brand of off road tire. These are the tires mounted on a brodozer, the chosen ride of the desert bro. These tires are massive in size, and prestine in appearance, due to the fact that they never see off road conditions. They are often jet black, glazed in tire gloss, and unevenly worn due to bad toe in from cheap lift kit installations.
Check out the haha claws on that brodozer. Do you really need those just to get to the No Fear outlet?
by Luke August 02, 2004
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