Luke's definitions

chappo

best footy player ever he should play for school next year

dummies hits the gap and scores

by luke November 19, 2003

cock wagon

A chick who rides so quite the bit of peepee.

Holy shit, the cock wagon has labias to her fuckin knees!

by Luke July 25, 2006

Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.

I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.

by Luke May 13, 2005

bouglash

1.Seriously ugly or deformed
2.Disgusting, distasteful
(also see bouglasherie)

1. "Ugh that girl was soo bouglash, she made my stomach turn"
2. That pizza was seriously bouglash, was it past it's sell by date?

by Luke December 3, 2004

Sweeney Todd

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.

With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies

by Luke January 6, 2005

abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

yesno

yesno - n - having no idea what to say to a given question, but not wanting to look stupid and say that; can also be used as a verb

Lauren: Should I go out with John?
Luke: yesno

by Luke April 17, 2004