Luke's definitions

sgtp

slap, grab, twist, and pull - how to prevent yourself from being raped by a man

caitlin tried to slap, grab, twist, and pull my genitals, but I punched her in the neck.

by Luke April 21, 2004

loffler

a sexy beast who has a massive dong, all the girls love him and want him inside them. he is a sweet cute being and loves football and treats girls good.

look at him he is one bad loffler

by luke February 14, 2004

drautz

A crazed german albino, which r good at basketball, and can jump like a brotha

Hey drautz u nazi go grab the rim

by luke February 20, 2004

BO! jangles

The Name "Bo-Jangles" the actule pub was used in the great Australian movie "CHOPPER"

Chopper or Uncle Chop Chop, shot the fela point-blank in the head. He just stood there and coped it sweet!

by Luke January 14, 2005

zulu

As in Zulu time, GMT.

When the military plans an operation they plan it in Zulu time. Seeing as it might cross multiple time zones.

by Luke January 29, 2003

brodozer

Used to describe the vehicles piloted by desert bros. Usually large white trucks to begin with, they are then trasformed into the epitamy of excess (In the opposite direction of rice rockets) via the addition of enormous lift kits, huge tyres (usually baja claws see haha claws. Eveything chromable is chromed, and everything flamable is flamed (including window tinting) The headlights are often mounted in the front bumper to stay at the leagal height. The trucks tip easily, and don't off-road any better than they ever did.

This baja bug could romp the shit out of any brodozer in Glamis.

by Luke August 2, 2004

kess

A person of poor financial status with a cardboard house and two sets of clothes, this person often attempts to ask/beg for money of the public, and noted by his old and tattered clothing.

"omg look at those kessy shoes" "stop being such a kess" "he picked that off the floor, what a kess"

by luke March 18, 2005