midas

That girls midas son
by luke December 23, 2002
mugGet the midasmug.

chappo

best footy player ever he should play for school next year
by luke November 19, 2003
mugGet the chappomug.

cumcube

When you jizz in a icecube tray and put the icecubes in somones drink.
I stole Kyle's drink and put my cumcubes in it.
by Luke March 25, 2004
mugGet the cumcubemug.

urban dic-junky

one who makes attempts to invent a new word/definition; summoned forth from poor creativity; to think it's 'dope' to batter the beauty of linguistics, thus speaking in tongue of such disorganized, meaningless grammar, and sentence structure of spoken language. sadly, expecting to recieve acknowledgements for there 'ideal' efforts... because they're cool, absolutely fucking spontaneous and unique!
1. nigga, wigga, jigga, fag, fuck, bed sheets worn for pants, penguin nig.
2. yo nig wuz up? i be bangin' yo sis while you slang fuck around and yo pants low ride the ground, cuz. ya dig?
by Luke April 17, 2005
mugGet the urban dic-junkymug.

i aint playin

The phrase that an adult nagger uses to control her young tyke...
Baby...I ain't playin...hush your mouth..

Shaquavea...I said I ain't even be playin
by Luke June 07, 2004
mugGet the i aint playinmug.

skippy

1. An extremely long and thin penis.

2. The opposite of a chode

3. A brand of peanut butter.
1."He poked me in the eye with his massive skippy"

2."He didn't have a chode, he had a skippy"

3."Pass the skippy"
by luke April 09, 2005
mugGet the skippymug.

kess

A person of poor financial status with a cardboard house and two sets of clothes, this person often attempts to ask/beg for money of the public, and noted by his old and tattered clothing.
"omg look at those kessy shoes" "stop being such a kess" "he picked that off the floor, what a kess"
by luke March 18, 2005
mugGet the kessmug.