boonie

Someone who is able to ingest large quantities of alcohol and still function. (After David Boon, an Australian cricketer who drank 42 cans of beer on a flight to London)

He's done a boonie. He's drunk the bar dry.

by luke October 04, 2003

9th base

to get pummelled up the bunghole by a random stranger

omgomg i got to 9th base last night with a welshman

by luke August 09, 2004

festy

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.

Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.

by Luke January 08, 2005

Twenny pee fot bus

Something that chavs or chores frequently ask for.

Ere mate you got twenny pee fot bus?
Wot you walkin away for nob 'ed?
Don't ignore me dick 'ed!

by Luke February 24, 2005

unsf

a secret orginazation and if you say "o I've never heard of them" well thats because there secret dumb ass!

Ps chance are by the time you read this they've killed me AND YOUR NEXT watch your back there every were, all five of them!

damn them unsf boys are crazy i wish i could join unsf but I'm not cool enough

by luke August 05, 2004

loffler

a sexy beast who has a massive dong, all the girls love him and want him inside them. he is a sweet cute being and loves football and treats girls good.

look at him he is one bad loffler

by luke February 14, 2004

drautz

A crazed german albino, which r good at basketball, and can jump like a brotha

Hey drautz u nazi go grab the rim

by luke February 20, 2004