i aint playin

The phrase that an adult nagger uses to control her young tyke...

Baby...I ain't playin...hush your mouth..

Shaquavea...I said I ain't even be playin

by Luke June 7, 2004

skippy

1. An extremely long and thin penis.

2. The opposite of a chode

3. A brand of peanut butter.

1."He poked me in the eye with his massive skippy"

2."He didn't have a chode, he had a skippy"

3."Pass the skippy"

by luke April 9, 2005

Tuskan Punch

Tuskan Punch: (noun) When engaging in sexual activity, a male clubs his partner with his penis, using it as a "Gaffi Stick," and sceams out the Tuskan Raider battle cry from Star Wars.

"I was hitting it doggy style when I pulled out and gave her a Tuskan Punch. AARRR ARR ARR ARR AAAARRRR!!!!!"

by Luke December 6, 2004

kess

A person of poor financial status with a cardboard house and two sets of clothes, this person often attempts to ask/beg for money of the public, and noted by his old and tattered clothing.

"omg look at those kessy shoes" "stop being such a kess" "he picked that off the floor, what a kess"

by luke March 18, 2005

brodozer

Used to describe the vehicles piloted by desert bros. Usually large white trucks to begin with, they are then trasformed into the epitamy of excess (In the opposite direction of rice rockets) via the addition of enormous lift kits, huge tyres (usually baja claws see haha claws. Eveything chromable is chromed, and everything flamable is flamed (including window tinting) The headlights are often mounted in the front bumper to stay at the leagal height. The trucks tip easily, and don't off-road any better than they ever did.

This baja bug could romp the shit out of any brodozer in Glamis.

by Luke August 2, 2004

WWJD

The first 4 letters in WWJDFAKB.

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.

by Luke January 30, 2003

cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)

my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft

by luke January 18, 2004