sgtp

slap, grab, twist, and pull - how to prevent yourself from being raped by a man
caitlin tried to slap, grab, twist, and pull my genitals, but I punched her in the neck.
by Luke April 21, 2004
mugGet the sgtpmug.

flip flops

A trite, topical, and out-dated political term invented by republicans for the 2004 ellections. Often used as a term of disparagement to chastize democrats for not supporting every single piece of legislation in favor of one particular thing.
Talking Head 1: Y'know, kerry voted against sending $86 billion of support for our troops. That guy flip flops more than an IHOP!

Talking Head 2: Dude... he wrote his OWN $86 billion troop support bill! And his version said where the money would COME from, instead of just tacking it onto the deficit. Why would he vote for the other bill?
by Luke June 11, 2006
mugGet the flip flopsmug.

no fucking way

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins
No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?
by Luke December 26, 2004
mugGet the no fucking waymug.

revis

Half man-Half robot, sent back in time to give geeks a chance with girls like TK! With all the speed of a dead turtle, and carisma of a braindead 2yr old chimp!
Revis get over here John needs to pull
by Luke January 28, 2005
mugGet the revismug.

WWJD

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.
by Luke January 30, 2003
mugGet the WWJDmug.

cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)
my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft
by luke January 18, 2004
mugGet the cock loftmug.

bootay

Cmon' n shake that BBBBoOOOTAaaY
by luke October 18, 2001
mugGet the bootaymug.